Dec 05, 2013 at 16:47 by pensodyssey
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What a strange fantasy regular season. From Finny’s ill-resolved holdout (the league was willing to give him the nyquiltini concession but balked at his demands for the midget hooker revenues) to pensod’s winning of the coveted *snickers* draft award to y(zwei)joyce’s miracle finish, it was season everyone will remember and all will want to forget.
First, a salute to those teams that earned byes for the next three weeks.
Who didn't make it:
Spen’s Spen’s Good Citizens
Feeling the public outcry over the fascist Angry Reds identity, Spen fell hard to the most heartbreaking end in league history. Y2Joyce nipped him at the post by .02 points. Insult to injury, because Spen lived up to the Good Citizen moniker and set his lineups every week, something Joyce did not do. It also removes Peyton Manning from the post-season mix.
Possible keepers: P. Manning
KC’s Keystone Cops
KC sucked with Luck through the last part of the season, when it appeared Eli was no longer playable. Also hamstrung by the uneven combo of C.J. Spiller and Steven Jackson— his first two picks.
Possible keepers: Maybe Spiller?
Scacalaki’s Hungry Whoremongers
Another team that received bad luck and uneven play at a marquee position and draft slot, in this case, Beardy. His other keeper? Trent Richardson. At least it means we don’t have deal with Brady in real life and fantasy too. Shrewdly picked up Doug Martin off the IR, could be big if they ever dump Schiano.
Possible keepers: Beardy? Martin?
Jonzr’s Felonius Thunk
What to say about the fighting bonzrs? Quite possibly one of the worst drafts in league history? Besides keeping ADAP, he went MJD in the 2nd and Shonn Greene in the 6th. I think the commish was trying to send us all a message that you can still fail in this league without having a successful draft.
Possible keeper: ADAP
#1 pensodyssey's Chickens of Cromartie-Gao
vs. #8 Y2Joyce’s Joycean Pros
The chickens were the regular season’s dominant team, remaining undefeated until week 9 and finishing with two overall losses. Although the rb combo of Shady McCoy and Reggie Bush posted only average to slightly above numbers, the chix hit waiver gold with Zac Stacy and Rashad Jennings. As for joce, we offer our condolences over the tragic events t...