1. No. Bruce Arians is functionally retarded 2. See Above 3. It's likely he doesn't even know the names of several of his players, let alone their athletic capability 4. No one on God's green Earth is a Cleveland fan. They're all Stiller fans living in denial
You're right, that's something that is really bugging me. During the game, Tray Aikman was SO IMPRESSED with the Dallas D and how they were hanging in there with Pittsburgh. I kept screaming at my TV saying, "It's not a great D, it's a crappy O!!!! RUN THE BALL!!!!"
Of course, my wife told me that I was not allowed to drink caffeinated products before Stiller games anymore.