No moving pocket makes Hulk angry.....

At last he's committed to running the freaking ball.  It may take a couple fo seasons, but I'd bet he could cobble together a "run-first" offense.

1. No.  Bruce Arians is functionally retarded
2. See Above
3. It's likely he doesn't even know the names of several of his players, let alone their athletic capability
4. No one on God's green Earth is a Cleveland fan.  They're all Stiller fans living in denial

Did you ever notice how we never talk about putting bounties on people?  We're above it. 

Let's be honest; the Pittsburgh Steelers fan is a whole different class of fan than the Ravens fan.  We're simply on a different level.

I'd love it if the O Line had a HUGE game against Lewis, Suggs, and the rest of those convicts.

All that being said, I still hate Bruce Arians.

Do you guys think maybe Arians lost the running play section from the playbook early in the pre-season, and has just been scared to tell anyone?

I hate these guys.  I mean it.  The Ravens are just plain old criminals.  I hate their fans, their stupid stadium, their uniforms, and most of all, their entire team. 

I hope we absolutely crush them and expose them for the freaking frauds they are.  It's going to be a bloodbath and I want to see us standing on top of the pile of bodies.

God, I hate these guys....bunch of nobodies.

You're right, that's something that is really bugging me.  During the game, Tray Aikman was SO IMPRESSED with the Dallas D and how they were hanging in there with Pittsburgh.  I kept screaming at my TV saying, "It's not a great D, it's a crappy O!!!!  RUN THE BALL!!!!"

Of course, my wife told me that I was not allowed to drink caffeinated products before Stiller games anymore.