We're looking very 8-8 again this year. Hello, kids, we're... the COWBOYS.
The Stoners look OK-fine. Ben, being dumbass Ben. Wheaton, the guy who needs to step up, GAH. AB and Heaf will be fine in the regular, but everything is off with our O timing. Nothing from anyone else. Dri's been neutralized.
Maybe convert DHB to CB? Fuckin' laundry is insane. I see nothing from Ike, Tez, Gay. Pola is being Pola, still, good, great. The heart of this D is 94. Shaz is trying. Heyward is getting some, but not enough, here.
I knew that the early season would be a learning curve, but expected (much) more from O, and D can't get it done. By "it" I mean anything. Maybe that changes. I'm already old. How much time you think I got, fuckos?