Maybe it's cause I'm getting older now, and can't keep up with all these hip, young journalists anymore, but I wouldn't know Peter King from Dr. Z if he stepped on my shoulder.
URINE IDEEIT!!
Zim's the one who yaks on and on about his redheaded slampiece and King is the one who types about girls fastpitch.
And you are getting older but quit with the "hip to be square" chatter.