George: Of course I'm not Cartwright! Look, why don't you two just go to the
movies all by yourselves, I'm not in the mood.
Elaine: Not me, I'm going to SkyBurger!
Classic, dude, classic.
What kinda preacher are you anyway?.....I'm joining your church......
Oh, I'm the real deal, baby! A Reverend and all that.
But I ain't your typical Baptist preacher...I'm the fly in the ointment, baby! The rebel without a clue! Of course, I have to wear a trenchcoat and sunglasses or go out of town to buy alchohol, so as not to lose my job...but that kind of makes it fun, like the good ole days in HS and college.
Jesus turned water into wine. Paul told Preacher Timothy to have a little wine. And I'll have words with any Bible-thumpers that try to tell me otherwise.