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« Reply #10 on: Jan 08, 2008 at 13:17 »

Rock is a stump. He takes all his kicks straight ahead. Tough to bring down.

I watch a lot of the Skins being in the D.C. area and notice how they always seem to start the drives on the plus side of their 30.

As far as punts, I don't know, but hell he can't do any worse.

Plus, I like saying, "Cartwright" in my Asain voice. Reminds me of Seinfeld when the owner of the Chinese restauarant confused Cartwright for Costanza.

George: I can't go anywhere, I have to wait here for Tatiana's call. Let me

just check.

(goes over to Bruce)

George: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?

Bruce: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like

that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

George: Well, was it for Costanza or...

Bruce: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered.

George: Well was it a woman?

Bruce: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.

(George comes over to Jerry and Elaine, stunned)

George: She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.

Jerry: Who's Cartwright?

George: I'm Cartwright!

Jerry: You're not Cartwri-

George: Of course I'm not Cartwright! Look, why don't you two just go to the

movies all by yourselves, I'm not in the mood.

 
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 08, 2008 at 13:44 »

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George: Of course I'm not Cartwright! Look, why don't you two just go to the

movies all by yourselves, I'm not in the mood.

Elaine:  Not me, I'm going to SkyBurger!

Classic, dude, classic.


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What kinda preacher are you anyway?.....I'm joining your church......

Oh, I'm the real deal, baby!  A Reverend and all that.

But I ain't your typical Baptist preacher...I'm the fly in the ointment, baby!  The rebel without a clue!  Of course, I have to wear a trenchcoat and sunglasses or go out of town to buy alchohol, so as not to lose my job...but that kind of makes it fun, like the good ole days in HS and college.

Jesus turned water into wine.  Paul told Preacher Timothy to have a little wine.  And I'll have words with any Bible-thumpers that try to tell me otherwise.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 08, 2008 at 14:03 »

Preacherman, I probably posted this before, but here it is again.  A little setup:  in my rural hometown in OK there was no "liquor by the drink."  And all the cold beer was 3.2 but you could get the regular stuff at the liquor store, but warm.  Anyhoo, a professor at the university said, "If all these damn Baptists would vote like they drink, we'd have liquor by the drink."

I always thought that was funny.
 
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 08, 2008 at 14:31 »

You know what the difference is between Baptists and Lutherans?

Lutherans will speak to each other when they pass on the beer aisle!
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