After being forced to sit through that little cocksucker's EAS protein shake commercial about 7 times during the Penguins/Sabres game today, I can officially say that as of January 1, 2008, I fucking hate Brady Quinn.
This ass assassin hasn't even started a single game in the NFL, and he's already pimping himself out in commercials, trying to look as badass as possible. At the end of the ad, he chugs this overpriced chocolate shake, looks into the camera, and in his most badass voice says,
"Now my workout's done."
Oh is it, you little fucker? Well, I suggest you quit jacking off to your own reflection in the mirror and go hit the weights again, or the Steelers' defense is going to skullfuck your brains out when Derek Anderson is prematurely jettisoned so that your reign of faggery can begin.
You fucking asshole. You are going to get bent over and gangbanged by the black-and-gold, and there won't be anyone more deserving.
HAHAHA..you're a damn trip man.
"Now my workout's done"...owww, is it you little fucker...haha.