Zabransky and Trannon

[aj_law]

Steelers | Power signed to future contract
Wed, 6 Feb 2008 12:06:19 -0800

The Pittsburgh Steelers signed WR Max Power to a future contract Wednesday, Feb. 6.  Power spent 2007 on the Springfield Isotopes where he afforded them a legit, pinch hit, homerun threat off the bench.  He also served a brief stint as the Springfield and Capital City mascot as well as an injury shortened career as a prize fighter.  At the very least, Power is expected to help improve a horrid Steelers special teams unit.

[Preacherman0]

Maybe Joel Rifkin?

Van de Lay?

Van Nostran?

Buck Naked?

How about Mike Rotch?  Or IP Freely?

Seriously, when I saw his name, my first thought was, "He's gonna be nicknamed Tranny.  And that's a shame."

[aj_law]

Seriously, when I saw his name, my first thought was, "He's gonna be nicknamed Tranny.  And that's a shame."

Now they've got a Gay; a Colon; a Tranny; and, a Davenpoop.

Who's next?
 

[Finnegans Wake]

Hugh Chardon.


I think I saw Trannon in one of those "is it a boy or a girl" quizzes otis linked a while back...

[steelerfaninCO]

I think Chesty LaRue or SpiderPig would work as well....