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« on: Mar 03, 2008 at 16:41 »

Last week, they thought they had acquired Shaun Rogers. Then they didn't. Then he went to Cleveland (bad trade for the Browns, by the way). Today, it appeared they had acquired Dewayne Robertson from the Jets.

Then they didn't.

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ROBERTSON DEAL ISN'T HAPPENING

For the second time since Friday, a deal that the Bengals thought they'd make to upgrade a subpar defense has fallen apart.

Alex Marvez of FOXSports.com reports that the trade between the Jets and the Bengals for New York defensive tackle Dewayne Robertson is off.

The sticking point was Cincy's insistence that Robertson re-do a contract that is set to pay him $9.8 million in 2008.  Unless and until the Jets find a team for whom Robertson is willing to take a haircut, the likelihood is that Robertson eventually will be cut before a $3 million roster bonus comes due in June.
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 03, 2008 at 17:14 »

That is a discrimination suit waiting to happen. Troy Polamalu plays just fine while looking like a biblical Hawaiian hippie out there.

Why would they make Robertson take a haircut?

F'n PFT.
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 03, 2008 at 19:47 »

I'd send Travis Kirschke to 'em for a first and a third, and Marv Lewis's dog Spud.  In exchange, Kirschke shall wear a Prince Valiant hairdo for the duration of the contract, and speak in a lisp.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 03, 2008 at 21:16 »

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I'd send Travis Kirschke to 'em for a first and a third, and Marv Lewis's dog Spud. In exchange, Kirschke shall wear a Prince Valiant hairdo for the duration of the contract, and speak in a lisp.

I am tearing up. Not because I've got some Kirsch fetish and 'ould hate to see him go. But because that's the funniest shit I've read in a long time.


And I still may go for it.
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 08, 2008 at 19:32 »

Speaking of the Bengals...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/nfl_exper...F?urn=nfl,70610
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 08, 2008 at 23:59 »

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 I love how pft is trying to spin this into "vindication".  If you throw fifty turds on a wall, one of them's bound to stick.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 09, 2008 at 22:26 »

PAY ATTENTION TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME !!!!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME !! PAY ATTENTION TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME !!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 10, 2008 at 11:10 »

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I love how pft is trying to spin this into "vindication". If you throw fifty turds on a wall, one of them's bound to stick.

Nice one, penso!
 
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 10, 2008 at 11:44 »

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I love how pft is trying to spin this into "vindication". If you throw fifty turds on a wall, one of them's bound to stick.

Nice one, penso!
Pens found this out through dedicated trail and error.  But in the end, he was left with the conundrum of what to do with the other 30 turds he had in the bag, ready to throw.
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 10, 2008 at 12:13 »

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But in the end, he was left with the conundrum of what to do with the other 30 turds he had in the bag, ready to throw.
Guess that 'splains the weird PM he sent me last week where he babbled on about waking up on a farm; naked from the waist down; covered in syrup and feathers with his stomach and thighs completely covered in bruises.

I couldn't put together all the "Jackpot!" and "those bastard kids are gonna pay" ramblin's, but now they make perfect sense.
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