Basically, it's the polar opposite of the Weird Name Theory.
I thought that went out when we let go of Kimo von Oehlhoffen and drafted a guy named Lawrence with the first pick.
..Roeth-lis-ber-ger? Hines? Po-la-ma-lu? San-ton-i-o?
THANK U SOOO MUTCH, NEKST!!!!!!1111111111111
I knew there was a reason why Timmons couldn't get on the field last year, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks for pointing it out. That seals it. His career is doomed.
On the flipside, Spaeth is poised for a breakout 13 TD season.