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« on: Mar 20, 2008 at 12:56 »

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Steelers | Mahan released by Steelers
Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:33:32 -0700

ESPN's John Clayton's dead flipper arm reports Pittsburgh Steelers C Sean Mahan has been released by the team for being an over-priced turd.  "It would be one thing if he were a relatively cheap turd, but we shelled out 17 mill for this drippy little shit," said a team source.  Steelers GM Kevin Colbert stated that "we wish Sean all the best, and hope he finds great success in Tommy [Maddox's insurance] business."


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We cut some deadwood... Tuman... Kriewaldt... Wilson...  A guy can hope.
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 13:29 »

Speaking of turds, I almost shit myself after reading that.

 
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 14:24 »

I proclaim we shall call him MeatHead from this moment forward 111
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 14:32 »

I was all excited for a second =(. After I called for Wilson to be cut last night (only to read about it happening this morning), I can only hope that Finny suggesting cutting Mahan will work as well!
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 14:33 »

I have a working theory that Finny is really Kevin Colbert, and he posts on here to run ideas by us...
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 14:52 »

hmm.. interesting idea..

but me thinks if that was the case Colbert would have followed along with most of us last year and stayed away from Timmons..

as i recall this board was big on drafting some LB but pretty down on Timmons, whether be it health or his agent..

haha, wouldn't htat be f'ing hilarious if it were the case.. INSTANT FIRING IF IT WAS THE CASE AND FOUND OUT!! hahaha..  
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 14:54 »

mahan no were near resembles what is referred to as a meathead... as a person he is more like a doo doo nugget.
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 20, 2008 at 15:00 »

That's absurd.  My name is really Wilbur Fingerson of Blue Ball, PA.  I work as a salesman for a well known thumbtack company.  Why would Kevin Colbert assume a fake name, and scan the opinions of a bunch of message board hacks to guide the most important decisions this franchise has to make?

And by the way, you assholes really only started pissing on Timmons after I drafted him.  Before that, it was Posluszny this and Poszluszny that.  But just to be crystal motherfucking clear, if the Steelers DO draft Branden Albert in round 1, am I going to ha-- I mean, hey guys, let's form a board consensus on whether we really, REALLY like Branden Albert this year.  And also, are we all in agreement about this Sean Mahan thing?  Because sometimes we say things here... on the message board... that might be a little rash... We're cool with cutting him?

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 30, 2008 at 20:15 »

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I have a working theory that Finny is really Kevin Colbert, and he posts on here to run ideas by us...
I know you're kidding, but I've told co-workers since I joined this mofo that I thought Finny, Jonzr, AJ Law, et al were really the Steelers front office that, indeed, posted here to get fan reaction (I, too, was only half-serious...but still, it's not a crazy-enough idea to not consider half-seriously).

They know salary cap info, practice squad rosters and all kinds of shit.
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 02, 2008 at 20:43 »

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I have a working theory that Finny is really Kevin Colbert, and he posts on here to run ideas by us...
I know you're kidding, but I've told co-workers since I joined this mofo that I thought Finny, Jonzr, AJ Law, et al were really the Steelers front office that, indeed, posted here to get fan reaction (I, too, was only half-serious...but still, it's not a crazy-enough idea to not consider half-seriously).

They know salary cap info, practice squad rosters and all kinds of shit.
If those fuckers are really front office, you'd think they could spot me some tickets now and then....considering my loyalty, devotion and personal sacrifice.



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