Somebody SUNG him as an UDFA.
After camp he'll be hawking those WE DEY Tees outside of a stand on General Robinson St.
Too bad he's too dumb to learn to read sheet music. He could take up the sax, and play "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on the Clemente bridge in the summer, or "Jingle Bells" on the steps up the hill from the Pete in winter. Of course, Anthony Morelli Sr. told me last week Gordon's old gig is open now.