Wow, this is as exciting as the time I almost burned the microwave popcorn.
No fucking way that Finny eats microwave popcorn.
The Indians run it to Farmer Bob, who then sells it to Finman. Then, using some secret hazardous waste materials from the neighborhood, Finny pops an original batch to snack on when he's watching those movies none of us have heard of.
Photos to follow.
Actually, I am pretty wary of microwave popcorn. Partially hydrogenated crud... butter-flavor chemicals that will give you lung cancer (chemically related to what fuels acetylene torches)... genetically modified corn...
But the missus did find some Newman's Best popcorn that we like. Otherwise, we pop kernels in a kettle with oil.
BTW, Into the Wild (Sean Penn directing) was very good, in case anyone hasn't seen...