Plax crying.

[pensodyssey]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3437205

"Last year was one of the most frustrating years I've been through," Burress said. "I sit back and look at myself, if I can go out and do the things I did, basically on one leg, and a half a knee in the Super Bowl, what type of performance am I going to give when I'm 100 percent?"

Hmm.   Call me a sceptic, but after nine years in the league, it doesn't seem likely that he will suddenly become the next Jerry Rice.  

"We have been trying to handle it with class," Burress said. "We have been trying to do it the right way. Sometimes you just got stand up for what's right."

I applaud your moral fiber, Plax.

 

[jonzr]

How do you expectimate a guy to eat key lime pie in his Explanade for only $3.5 mil a year?  Show him the apprecimation and be fair.
 

[otismalibu]

Wonder how many practices this guy decided to skip?

[Finnegans Wake]

Wonder how many practices this guy decided to skip?

 They call him the Black Knight...

[pensodyssey]

I heard that guy's particularly effective out of a two-point stance.

[Finnegans Wake]

He's an expert chop-blocker.

And if there's a fumble, he's the first guy on the ground after it.

[otismalibu]

He kinda looks like Joey Porter in that picture.

After a few hours of playing with his dogs.

[Finnegans Wake]

I read he's been out stumping for Obama lately.

And apparently, when he's not busy with politics or football, he's got all the women he can handle.  The ladies love a dude whose goods reach all the way to the ground...

[jonzr]

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term special teams player.
 

[Y2Joyce]

Plaxico Burress, who received a $6.4 million signing bonus after getting drafted in 2000, has sold his Hummer vehicle. He loved the big thing, but it was the gas, man.

"It costs too much," Burress said. "It's $70-75 to fill it up every week and a half. I got tired of it. It costs too much to fill up, that's ridiculous -- $70, $75. You know what I can do with $70?"

What?

"Go to Ruth's Chris and get the key lime pie," Burress said.

Or his other favorite, the clam chowder at Red Lobster?

"All day long," Burress said. "For 75 bucks? You know what I can do with 75 bucks?"