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« on: Jun 17, 2008 at 06:43 » |
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After getting beaten down in a robbery.
Bling is great until someone beats your ass for it.
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Murray, bring me my bacon. Murray?
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 17, 2008 at 08:44 » |
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Gotta love the Raider Hazing tradition.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 17, 2008 at 10:38 » |
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Gotta love the Raider Hazing tradition. It's why you gotta carry a bedpost wherever you go, even when you're downtown Vegas. |
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 17, 2008 at 12:05 » |
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It's why you gotta carry a bedpost wherever you go, even when you're downtown Vegas. That's what LC does, but I think it has more to do with her love of horses. |
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 18, 2008 at 13:10 » |
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Bling is great until someone beats your ass for it. I've been tellin' Penzdude that for years. |
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 18, 2008 at 15:07 » |
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Bling is great until someone beats your ass for it. I've been tellin' Penzdude that for years. For Penso, it's all about the shirts, man. They took the damn shirt off his back, and his insurance refused to kick out the $750 replacement cost. Worthless bastards. |
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 18, 2008 at 18:47 » |
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Having lived 8 of the last 11 years in Vegas, I can't figure out how the hell the guy was even out on the street to get mugged...
There is no reason to be walking around outside of the Hard Rock or any other hotel/casino -- there are cabs a'plenty, and I can't believe this guy didn't have a private car and driver. And it was probably a fucking 105 degrees this time of year!
Part of me wonders if he was out looking for some kind of contraband -- but that still makes no sense, because you could probably get a hooker or drugs within any casino anyhow.
What a dumbass.
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"Dreith said I hit Sipe too hard. I hit him as hard as I could. Brian has a chance to go out of bounds and he decides not to. He knows I'm going to hit him. And I do. History."
- - - Jack Lambert, after referee Ben Dreith ejected him from a game for knocking out Browns QB Brian Sipe.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 20:27 » |
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It's why you gotta carry a bedpost wherever you go, even when you're downtown Vegas. That's what LC does, but I think it has more to do with her love of horses. Not really anything to do with horses. I just like wood. |
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I'm still the one with the boobs.
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 19, 2008 at 20:32 » |
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I just like wood. :applause: |
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 20, 2008 at 11:11 » |
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You can all laugh if you want but being jumped in the street is no joke. It happened to me once; I've never told you guys about it because it's taken me this long to rebuild the shattered remnants of my manhood.
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A shabby Charlie Brown.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 20, 2008 at 12:38 » |
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They shattered your manhood?
That seems excessive.
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 20, 2008 at 16:53 » |
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They shattered your manhood?
That seems excessive. Well, they put a dent in my personhood, at least. What were we talking about again? |
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A shabby Charlie Brown.
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