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« on: Aug 19, 2008 at 11:44 »

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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 19, 2008 at 12:05 »

I don't know much about the apparatus for kite-surfing, but the words "Let go!" come to mind.  

Or, maybe...

Don't grab a huge kite during a hurricane in the first place.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 19, 2008 at 14:45 »

Think he was attached via a harness.

 
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 19, 2008 at 15:14 »

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I don't know much about the apparatus for kite-surfing, but the words "Let go!" come to mind.  

Or, maybe...

Don't grab a huge kite during a hurricane in the first place.
There's an emergency release on the harness, it looked to me that he decided to continue on that joy ride.

Eitherway, no sympathy from me.  It was his decision to kite surf during a tropical storm.  He got the adrenaline rush he wanted and a Darwin Award.
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 19, 2008 at 16:05 »

Where's the big spiked fence or speeding semi when you need 'em?  Hell, I would have accepted a boiling vat of roofing tar.  

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 21, 2008 at 09:11 »

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There's an emergency release on the harness, it looked to me that he decided to continue on that joy ride.

Eitherway, no sympathy from me. It was his decision to kite surf during a tropical storm. He got the adrenaline rush he wanted and a Darwin Award.

I believe his first choice puts us at the root of the problem.

 
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