What an absolute dingleberry that guy is! Also, we love guys who are 35 to 54.
Sounds like just the man for you and Finny.
I have my Coat of Bedazzlement at the ready!
I think it's a +4 coat of bedazzlement. You're like a 12th level drunken bastard.
LOL, after I posted that I did think it sounded like some D&D term...
I also have +12 flatulence.