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« on: Sep 04, 2008 at 12:28 »

I can never be half the minister that Ray Lewis is.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3568166

I believe that everyone can change, everyone deserves a second chance, etc.  But, when Father Ray starts serving as the Voice of Christ for the NFL, it's time for me to find a new profession!

By the way, Ray, better start looking up some verses about humility.  You and your "congregation" need them!
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 04, 2008 at 12:31 »

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Oh, come on, take a stab at it!
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 04, 2008 at 12:38 »

Yeah, c'mon Preacherman, it'd be a crime if you gave up now!

 
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 04, 2008 at 12:51 »

If you printed out that article and posted it in the locker rooms at the Special Olympics, 98% of the people that read it would say it's fucking retarded.

So the Jesus lovin' killer is helping out the bi-polar, self-promotin' dude who makes sure to get out of bounds before the chains, on 4th down. That's good to know. A plague of flesh eating bacteria on both their houses.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 04, 2008 at 12:58 »

And here I thought it was about Culpepper.

Oat, you crack me up man.
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