Week 03 - Sept. 21 @ Philadelphia

[jonzr]

Is it the OL, the playcalling ... both?  This is shit.  Ben has ZERO time, rushers are coming in untouched.  WTF was that screen call on 3rd down?  Is BA counting on 3 seconds to let that develop!?  You gotta be shitting me.
 

[steelerfaninCO]

The O is looking about as bad as it gets. Don't know how much longer the D can hold out. At least its a NFC team.

[jonzr]

They need a big punt return to get some fire for the offense.
 

[give'emthaboot]

Marvel Smith - Go fuck yourself
Chris Kemoeatu - Go fuck yourself
Justin Hartwig - Go fuck yourself
Kendall Simmons - Go fuck yourself
Willie Colon - Go Fuck yourself

And last, but certainly not least Bruce Arians - GO FUCK YOURSELF.

That was one of the most pitiful offensive performances I have ever seen, and to top it off, Ben might be hurt (let's hope it's precautionary).

Fucking bullshit.

[steelerfaninCO]

Absolutely pathetic. I love BR and all, and he is awesome, but he holds the ball too fucking long. BA is a joke.

The D played well, but when the O sucks that bad, what can you do?

That was really bad. How can people not lose their starting job over this? Why is Starks making fucking 7 million dollars this year to ride the bench, who there is a pile of SUCK starting? Hartwig got beat. Colon was thrashed. Simmons was blown away. Kemo got a bunch of false starts. Smith was schooled. Now Ben is in the locker room. Hope he is OK.....and a final 'eff you to BA. I said it last year, I said it this summer, and I'm saying it now. BA is no OC, and is putting Ben in constant danger. We are going to have to deal with him for the rest of the year, so get used to it. Back to earth for everybody I guess. The schedule seems tough right now.


Need a miracle to pull it out now.

[steelerfaninCO]

No FG there? That is just stupid. You needed 2 scores there. Was that RAC on the sidelines?

9 sacks. Wow.

Balty now leads the division. Next week is HUGE.  

[jburghfan]

My parents, wife, brother, wife and I could probably protect Ben better than these assholes.

Polygamist.......

[The Emperor]

OMG HELP!

[JackSplat]

My parents, wife, brother, wife and I could probably protect Ben better than these assholes.

Polygamist.......

dont you mean masochist??  if i had 2 of em, i would only be asking for trouble

[Finnegans Wake]

Not much to say about this one.  Fugly.

At least we got a couple picks.  And at least we scored as many against the Iggles as the Might St. Lou Rams.

Just one question: what the fuck are we waiting for with the no huddle?  An appearance by the Pope?  Perfect syzygy of the planets?  Flying monkeys bearing ciphers on scrolls?  Animated assbeards doing the riverdance?  

You're the offensive coordinator.  The very notion of having quick-release pass plays or quickly-developing run plays is anathema to you.  You cannot understand how to utilize Willie Parker, Mewelde Moore, or Rashard Mendenhall as receivers to neutralize the blitz.  You still believe our lead-footed O-linemen can seal the edge versus anything faster than a dying seal.  You are unable to comprehend why the offense is not working.  And yet, the very mode that would not allow a blitzing D to set up and tee off -- the no huddle -- never fucking occurs to you.

How the fuck does that happen.  How the fuck do you see your QB get sacked 6 motherfucking times in the first quarter, and make ZERO halftime adjustments.  ZERO adjustments on the fly.