Week 14 - Dec. 7 vs. Dallas

[aj_law]

:duel:  

[Finnegans Wake]

Dallas hasn't fared well against teams with a defense. 

And their defense still sucks.

Fuck TO.  Fuck Homo.  Fuck all dem bishes.

Time for Silverback to pass Ware as the NFL sack leader!

[DCSteelers]

It's a really really must win for Dallas, I expect them to play desperate.

I'd like to get McFadden back this week. 

I think this D can force Romo into some mistakes; but, needs to be aware of his scramble ability.

[jonzr]

I think this D can force Romo into some mistakes; but, needs to be aware of his scramble ability.

I'll take an order of scrambled Romo and a side of mashed Barber w/ gravy. 

[aj_law]

2 steps left to get to the playoffs.

[X] Beat New England.

[  ] Beat Dallas.

[  ] Beat Baltimore.

Just maintain that intensity for another...7/8 games or so.

[Big Virgil]

I just posdted this in the NE thread, but since there is a low probability BA is going to follow up reading last weeks thread, I wanted to put it in the current thread, where it obviously belongs.

Overall pretty pleased with Ben on Sunday, and BA obviously reads this board, since he implemented everything I succintly suggested, so I can provide more assistance.  BA - In addition to continuing what you did last week, no more runs  up the gut on 2nd and 12 when you get stuffed for a loss on 1st and 10.  Any time the down and distance is > or = 2nd and 7, it requires a pass play.  Screen pass, slant (if available) anything but a run up the middle.  The delayed draw on Sunday was a brilliant mastermind play for you.  Congrats.  Something like that once or twice a game is effective.  Let's also develop one or two plays with a moving pocket.  If that is too difficult, then just try a naked boot-leg.  Anything to disrupt the D and give them more to defend.

That's probably too much for you this week, but it is easier than it sounds.  You can do it.

[Preacherman0]

Things I want to see this week:

-Tony Romo running around, trying to find the ball after JH knocks it out of his hand

-Pacman Jones trying to find his head after Hines Ward knocks it off on a FWP run

-TO yelling at anyone he can find that he's not getting the ball enough

-TO dropping the next ball they throw to him because he hears the woosh of TP's hair as he runs up to drill him

-TO actually getting drilled by TP

-TO crying with Tony and Jessica after the game

[jonzr]

More things that would be good to see:

Ryan Clark going all Kill-Welker on Jason Witten's broken ribs.  He's a tough SOB but you gotta figure a few well-placed blows will sit Witten down.

Some sort of Pacman "Adam" Jones meltdown and the ensuing TO rant to get the spotlight back on his selfloving self.

Roy Williams and Roy Williams fight over the OU/Texas thing resulting in Roy Williams joining Roy Williams on the IR list.

[Preacherman0]

Roy Williams and Roy Williams fight over the OU/Texas thing resulting in Roy Williams joining Roy Williams on the IR list.

I thought they traded Roy Williams for Roy Williams?

Seriously, it is time to take charge right now.  Put a beat down on these pretty boys and put an end to this "race" with the Ravens next Sunday.  I'm sick and tired of them beating up on nobodies and hanging around.  Let's end this now and start prepping ourselves for the playoffs.

[Finnegans Wake]

My fear is, we're a game up on the Ratties.  Not that we have a comfortable margin over them, but we're not in a "must-win" situation.

Dallas is.  At 8-4, they trail Atlanta and Carolina for a WC spot.

They'll be motivated.  I think our D should do well against them, especially being on the cold slop at Heinz, but it's funny what having your back against the wall can do.