Leave it up to a fellow paisan to get the job done.

There is also a 50 pound burger in the area in which he's debating on going after. Personally, it would take more than $400, a few t-shirts and a camera to get me to eat a 20 pound burger.
I made a meatloaf with 2 pounds of ground beef, and chowed down heartily on that last night. The thought if eating 8 of them, with bread and lettuce and pickles, is rather insane. I have a good appetite, but there... is... no... fucking... WAY...