First, they invent the greatest holiday of all: Thanksgiving. What other holiday is based on pigging out, getting drunk and watching football?
Then, that Sasquatch chick helped Lewis and Martin in their road trip, and Poke Ahauntas saved that Bob Jones guy, which helped him start some university, I think.
And now, Geronimo and the boys are fighting pirates
on the open seas. I mean, I knew they had canoes and bows and arrows, but this is pretty impressive. Arrrrrrgh, mateys, time to walk the plank!