I should have posted an audio link. Are we sure that W can read?
Well, he was shown "reading" that goat book on 9/11.
I'm pretty sure it was mostly pictures though...
He rememorized it. It's what Rove used to read him to sleep during the campaign.
Aide [whispering]: Mr. President, a plane has struck the world trade center, we believe as part of a terrorist attach.
Bush [thought bubble]: Wait a dad-burned second... How can goats eat tin cans? Wouldn't that hurt when they poop? Why couldn't we git goats to eat all them abandonded cars that is in landfills? Could you pick up their poop with magnets?