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Big Virgil
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« on: Nov 20, 2008 at 13:54 »

This is a quote from the story, pretty much saying he is glad to be alive.

"I hopefully will love my wife more and quicker."

:Ican'tthinkofanythingforth is:


Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 20, 2008 at 13:57 »

"(Doctors) said, 'If your cell phone wouldn't have been there, and if it would have hit you straight on, you'd be totally dead,' because that is where my heart is," Richard said.

What sucks is when you take a bullet, and you don't survive, but instead you only half-die.  Like, it turns you into a zombie.  Always better to be totally dead than half-dead. 

Out of my mind on Saturday night...
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Have a cup o' joe.

« Reply #2 on: Nov 20, 2008 at 14:01 »


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« Reply #3 on: Nov 20, 2008 at 14:16 »

Investigators told WDSU they don't know what gun might have fired the bullet. The St. Tammany Sheriff's Department is running the bullet through its Integrated Ballistic Identification System, or IBIS, to see if the gun it came from has ever been used in another crime.

Jake Plummer retired this year, no?

This dude look like Shanarat perchance?

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 20, 2008 at 16:19 »

I wonder if it'll match the ballistics on the gun used to shoot Porter. 

So this guy gets hit in the heart, and it prompts him to love his wife "quicker".  I wonder if Joey made any analagous resolutions pertaining to his ass.

A shabby Charlie Brown.
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