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« Reply #10 on: Dec 10, 2008 at 08:08 »

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What kind of time for church is that?

Back in my church goin' days, the choices were Saturday night at 7:00pm, Sunday morning at 9:00am or 11:00am or Sunday night at 7:00pm. You could usually find a way not to miss the NHL, NFL or NBA game of choice.

What the hell is going on a 5:00pm?

You could call in gay. I read about that on CNN today. Whatever works.

This ain't the Catholic church dude!  It's not a once-a-week-get-your-confession-in program!  Our youth are Christmas caroling Sun. night at nursing homes and shut-ins around our town.  Those folks are asleep by 6:30, so we have to get started a little early in the evening.  Sun. morning is for worship, Sun. nights are youth activities. 
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 10, 2008 at 09:09 »

can't you just sip a little more of the holy wine before the youth activities?  it should be more fun.....

oh, sorry.  you said it wasn't the catholic church in an earlier post. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 10, 2008 at 09:16 »

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Those folks are asleep by 6:30, so we have to get started a little early in the evening. 

They won't remember. Just tell them the kids were there, they loved the songs and enjoyed cookies. You will be forgiven for this. Trust me.


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Sun. morning is for worship, Sun. nights are youth activities.

Doesn't sound like a day of rest to me. The backyard is for youth activities, isn't it?
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 10, 2008 at 12:27 »

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Those folks are asleep by 6:30, so we have to get started a little early in the evening. 

They won't remember. Just tell them the kids were there, they loved the songs and enjoyed cookies. You will be forgiven for this. Trust me.

Otis makes a valid point.  One year I sent Finny one of those musical Christmas cards, and the old bastard sat in the corner opening and closing it for the next two weeks.  Muttering to himself something about "devilment" and "new-fangled gadgetry". 

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 10, 2008 at 12:35 »

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Those folks are asleep by 6:30, so we have to get started a little early in the evening. 

They won't remember. Just tell them the kids were there, they loved the songs and enjoyed cookies. You will be forgiven for this. Trust me.

Otis makes a valid point.  One year I sent Finny one of those musical Christmas cards, and the old bastard sat in the corner opening and closing it for the next two weeks.  Muttering to himself something about "devilment" and "new-fangled gadgetry". 


I have your card of devilment, locked in a safe, with a vial of holy water nearby. 

I seen on TV some bug-eye feller, hawkin' some orange terry cloth made in Germany, never gets full of water.  It's the devil's work I tells ya.  Endless drinkin' cloth.  Miracle clothes cleaners, powered by the air we breathe, activated by the water we drink.  Knives that cuts through cans, and then ain't dull when you cut a tomater.  Cards that sing, all by theyselves.

These is dire times we live in, my friends.  Me, I'm happy jess a-whittlin', a-spittin', and a-drinkin' my whissey.  You all keep your devil gadgets the hell away from me, hear?
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 10, 2008 at 13:10 »

a-drinkin' my whissey. 

Does pissey in whiskey make whissey? The guy on Man vs Wild told me it keeps demons away.
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