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« on: Dec 17, 2008 at 10:48 »

What do you fuckin' mean you won't make little Adolph Hitler a birthday cake, fuckers?
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 10:54 »

Sounds like a lovely family. And a wholesome and nurturing environment for those children.

The daily readings of Mein Kampf must just be a treat.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 11:34 »

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.


Chosing a baby name is always so stressful.  I remember going through lists back when I was married and we were talking about having kids, in the end we decided not to because she wanted to name a girl Mary Rose, but I just liked the ring of EvaLeona Helmsley Braun Charlotta Manson.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 11:56 »

How about the famous-figure-and-the-person-who-killed-them approach to naming your kid? 

Does Lincoln Boothe or Kennedy Oswald or Oswald Ruby or Kennedy Oswald Ruby or Lennon Chapman tickle your fancy?  You could get really generic like, Joe Death.  Oh!  How about Cobain Self? 

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 12:02 »

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.


Chosing a baby name is always so stressful.  I remember going through lists back when I was married and we were talking about having kids, in the end we decided not to because she wanted to name a girl Mary Rose, but I just liked the ring of EvaLeona Helmsley Braun Charlotta Manson.

I hear ya.  The missus and I have discussed the merits of John Wayne Gacy Wake versus Ted Bundy Wake for a boy, and Aileen Wuornos Wake versus Squeaky Fromme Wake.  I kind of like Squeaky Fromme Wake, sounds real "family-like."
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 12:05 »

How about the famous-figure-and-the-person-who-killed-them approach to naming your kid? 

Does Lincoln Boothe or Kennedy Oswald or Oswald Ruby or Kennedy Oswald Ruby or Lennon Chapman tickle your fancy?  You could get really generic like, Joe Death.  Oh!  How about Cobain Self? 


Yeah, I heard that Iraqi show thrower's wife was preggers.  Maybe that was what he was going for, a good kid's name.  George W. Bush Muntadar al-Zaidi does have a nice ring to it...
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 14:28 »

Can't these scumbags be charged with some type of child abuse? Afterall, these two kids are going to take a beating from grades 6 through 12. That's who I feel bad for, the three year old kid who doesn't have a say and can't help the fact that his dad is a trailer trash redneck.

On that note, I can only imagine if the kid were named Osama Bin Laden, the ACLU would be over there in two seconds and comforting the family in it's time of need.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 14:38 »

Well, we can rest assured there will never be an Osama bin Laden Bush...
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 15:53 »

Show some compassion to this couple.

Just a few years back, they lost their infant son, Nip Jungle Bunny Campbell, in a tragic mobile home fire.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 16:49 »

That's who I feel bad for, the three year old kid who doesn't have a say and can't help the fact that his dad is a trailer trash redneck.



Ever been to Easton?  Kid'll probably end up president of the student council and leader of his "church" group.  Eastern PA is skinhead central once you get outside of Philly and Bucks County.

You know, now that I think about, I bet I could've worked things out with the wife if I had just gone with Terri Barbaro Schiavo Odyssey.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 21:28 »

I wonder what a party for a little Nazilett would be like? Do they sing happy birthday, hang a black dude, and then have ice cream? Or do they hang the guy before the party to set the mood? What kind of games are played? Pinata with the hanged black guy maybe? I wonder if blood and guts coming out is just as good as candy in the minds of Nazi children...And how many of these kids are anxiously awaiting a good ol' game of pin the Zyklon B canister on the Jew?  dontknow
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 17, 2008 at 21:51 »

WDVE, one of the local pgh stations was making fun of that dude who plugs the 'shamwow' how he plugs Germans make good stuff...and nicely incorporated this crazy story with the hitler youth.

also heard this wasnt the first time this nutjob of a family attempted this.  apparantly they ask this same store to make some sort of crazy crap for EVERY holiday, not just birthdays.

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 18, 2008 at 08:33 »

Show some compassion to this couple.

Just a few years back, they lost their infant son, Nip Jungle Bunny Campbell, in a tragic mobile home fire.

Otis - I'm dying over here.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 19, 2008 at 12:59 »

Show some compassion to this couple.

Just a few years back, they lost their infant son, Nip Jungle Bunny Campbell, in a tragic mobile home fire.

He was wearing a little mustard-colored pair of pajamas, with purple fringe.
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