Ratbirds @ Cowpatties

[jonzr]

Romo to Reed.
Flacco meet Ware.
Tasters Choice for the TD.

7-0 Cowboys.

[jonzr]

9-7 Ratties

The Flaming Romosexuals cannot move the ball.  This is looking like a Rattie FG fest to victory.

[jonzr]

Oh damn!  McLain fumbled the ball to the Cowboys' Hamlin who bounced it up to Mason.  Funny stuff. 

[jonzr]

I guess the Cowboys are more hated than the Ravens because that fake FG run for a 1st down made laugh.

[jonzr]

TD to a one-armed Mason.

16-7 Ratties.  Game officially over with 2:51 to go in the third.

[jonzr]

Well, the Cowturd offense finally came alive.  They just had a 70 yard TD drive to make it 19-17 with 3:50 left in the fourth.

Eeeeenteresting.

[jonzr]

LMFAO

After the Ratties fumble the KO return and come up with the recovery after much doubt they have it 1st down at their 23 yard line.  McGahee busted one right up the middle for a 77 yard TD.  It didn't look like there was anyone nearby or even in pursuit.  Surely there was somebody pursuing but he never came into the picture.

26-17 Ratties.

[otismalibu]

Quite a finish.

I'm watching live online at NFLN.com

[jonzr]

Well, well, well.  The Cowboys score again to make it 26-24 with 1:36 to go.  The Ratties have had trouble fielding the kickoffs so far ....

[jonzr]

Quite a finish.

I'm watching live online at NFLN.com

It's been a pretty decent game.  Both of the offenses have more yardage and points than either did against the Steelers.  Just saying.

[jonzr]

You have to be shitting me.  McClain for 82 yards and the TD on first down.
33-24 Ratties.

Longest run by a visiting back in Texas Stadium history.  BAM!

[otismalibu]

Unreal!

That's twice.

[jonzr]

Yeah, that was some tough Cowboys defense.    

Two backs over 100 yards for the Ravens.  

Jerry Jones:  Coach Phillips, I need to see you in my office.  Yes, just stand over there to my right.
 

[jonzr]

Whoah, a little home-cooking on the clock there.

1:00 even to go when the ball is snapped.  Romo runs around avoiding pressure and finally finds a receiver down field.  The catch is made, the receiver, rather than run out of bounds, fights for yardage and is tackled in the field of play.  I look at the clock and it reads 1:00.  THEN it starts ticking and gets down to 00:57 before a timeout is called.  It never started until after the receiver went down!  Between Romo running around and the WR fighting for yardage there had to be AT LEAST 9-10 seconds off the clock there.

WTF!?

[jonzr]

Jerry Jones must have some deal with the NFLN because I didn't see his ugly visage at any point there in the 4th quarter.

[jonzr]

Maybe I should go and register FireWadePhillips!

*snicker*

[The Emperor]

Well that pretty much gives them a palyoff wild card.  The two teams I think can give us trouble in the playoffs are the Ratbirds and the Colts.  Although if it is cold the Colts wont have a chance.  So who else makes it?  I say the patties and the J E T S Jets Jets Jets.  anyway the Ratbirds fall out?

[otismalibu]

anyway the Ratbirds fall out?

I think as long as they win next week, they're in. Don't see them losing to the Jags, but anything can happen.