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« on: Dec 23, 2008 at 08:41 »

To the new MGSFFL champion, Finny's Sportin Woodleys.  It ends a long, long, looooong fantasy drought for Mr. Wake, but hell, at least he got his before Marv Levy. 

*hands over trophy*
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 23, 2008 at 09:17 »

To the new MGSFFL champion, Finny's Sportin Woodleys.  It ends a long, long, looooong fantasy drought for Mr. Wake, but hell, at least he got his before Marv Levy. 

*hands over trophy*

Thank you, Mr. Chickens, and the ghosts of MGSFF past. 

This is surely one of my proudest moments, helping to erase the memories of losing every single pickup football game I played as a kid against Sammy Baugh from the next street over; not being able to make the high school football team due to regulations against heads on pillows not being able to play; the college years wasted spending Mommy and Daddy's money on above-average to greatly above-average amounts of dope, when I could have been working to become lose-the-left-nut fast; the years 1986-1992, which I cannot recall; and two years ago when I thought I was slipping out a silent but deadly at the crowded Thanksgiving table but instead had violent diarrhea.

I'd like to thank the Yahoo FF site, which auto-picked most of my players and didn't allow my drunken ass to actually do much; I'd like to thank Mrs. Finny, for her ongoing love and support when the Woodleys lost, and her encouraging words such as "Finny, you suck... you really are the worst fantasy football coach ever... what the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?"; and I'd like to thank God Hisself for inspiring me with the name the Sportin' Woodleys, which I believe set the tone for the season with its middle-aged white man pimp style.

Finally, to all my opponents, I would not be where I am today had you all not fucked up in some small way and lost.  I'll be lighting up a Cuban cigar and sucking down some expensive whiskey this weekend and laughing at your asses for allowing the Rich Kotite of FF to actually win this... [*hoists trophy, accidentally hitting own head on the downslide, passes out cold*]...

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 23, 2008 at 10:15 »

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Congratulations.  I know that means a *lot* coming from me, the last place finisher and one of the losingester teams in MGSFF history.

Message me your address and the fancy plastic Steelers ballpoint click-pen set will be on it's way! 
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 23, 2008 at 11:51 »

Congrats Finny.

Happy Festivus!
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 24, 2008 at 00:02 »

Congrats to the Woodleys.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 29, 2008 at 11:18 »

Grand Prize still remains unclaimed!

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 29, 2008 at 11:58 »

Holy hell, I thought you were just kidding about the fancy prize!!!
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 29, 2008 at 12:27 »

Flukes.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 29, 2008 at 12:31 »

I owe it all to the videography staff...
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 29, 2008 at 13:30 »

Holy hell, I thought you were just kidding about the fancy prize!!!

Hells no!  Thought it might be something like that, thus the enticing 5 pack click-pen photo.  It's sorta like office-supply porn.
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