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« Reply #10 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 11:30 »

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."

Damn, that's arrogant considering she's a rookie...

A student who is auctioning her virginity to pay for a masters degree in Family and Marriage therapy

No irony here or anything.  Prostitution is doing wonders for marriage and families.

For that kind of cash, it would require way more than a one night stand.  At least a month, anything goes, including whatever otis can come up with.
Still wouldn't be "worth it," but gotta think of something.  One time?  I think the offer's bogus.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:08 »

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."

Damn, that's arrogant considering she's a rookie...

A student who is auctioning her virginity to pay for a masters degree in Family and Marriage therapy

No irony here or anything.  Prostitution is doing wonders for marriage and families.

For that kind of cash, it would require way more than a one night stand.  At least a month, anything goes, including whatever otis can come up with.
Still wouldn't be "worth it," but gotta think of something.  One time?  I think the offer's bogus.


No it's real. A Nigerian made the offer, she just has to send him the money for the taxes on the cash, and it is hers.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:16 »

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No it's real. A Nigerian made the offer

In view of this, if you are touched to work with us in sincerity, by
standing as my late husband's carnal representative to receive the said
virgin anus on my behalf, I shall embrace you as my new found
butt plug as you compensate me accordingly.

As you indicate interest, please be fast to contact my son Levi on
this email address (bumplum@yahoo.com ) to enable him give you
further information relative to Operation Starfish and the
steps we shall take to finalize on the project.

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:26 »

Do I remember correctly a comment being made about Otis having a vast porno collection?

All that porn viewing is finally paying dividends. :madscientistcackle:
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:38 »

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No it's real. A Nigerian made the offer, she just has to send him the money for the taxes on the cash, and it is hers.

I would have bet on one of those billionaire Arab oil guys.  Infinite cash + I think virginity's still a big deal there.
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 13:28 »

I would need the USDA to confirm that virginity first though.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 22:47 »

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