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« on: Dec 30, 2008 at 20:08 »

Just got this e-mail this afternoon.  So calling in tomorrow.

Federal Ministry of Finance.
Directorate of International Payments.
Liason Office - Africa.

This email is to notify you about the release of your outstanding payment which is truly $4.7 million. The Federal Government scheduled a time frame to settle all foreign debts which includes Contract/Inheritance/Gambling/Lottery and other internal loans. News had it that over the past, numerous individual(s) who happen to be impostors (claiming to be individuals, banks and organizations) are claiming to release numerous sums of fund via numerous ways.

With the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission we have noticed that you have being asked to pay outrageous amount of money by these impostors for the transfer of your funds to you. We want you to stop all communication that has to do with these fraudsters who have been requesting unreasonable sums of money from you to release your funds which they do not have access to.

We have received a mandate and instructions of the President, Federal Republic of Nigeria: Umaru Yar'Adua (GCFR) together with the EFCC Nigeria, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation to commence the immediate release of your funds through one of the following payment options stated below depending on your choice:

1. Payment via Automatic Teller Machine (ATM card): This where you will be sent an Automatic Teller Machine card also known as ATM card (Debit Card issued by MasterCard). Upon receipt of your ATM card you will be allowed to withdraw $10,000.00 per day by default and you are given the option to increase the withdrawal limit of your card to a range of $20,000.00 if you want.

2. Certified Cashiers Check or Bank Draft: In this case you will be sent a certified bank draft or check signed in your favor which you will deposit in your bank for it to be cleared within 3 to 5 working days at most depending on your bank.

You are advised to select one out of the two options on how you wish to receive your $4.7 million. Your ATM card or Check/Bank Draft will be shipped via FedEx Shipping Company and would get to you within 2 to 3 working days at most.

DO NOT SEND ANYONE MONEY UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $96.99 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping as stated on their website: We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual $96.99 to $73.95 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

You are advised to contact the dispatch officer responsible for the shipping of your Check or ATM card with the following information for shipping of your payment Check or ATM card.

Dispatch Officer: Dennix Lewilton
Tel: +234-805-236-0951 and 011-234-702-638-5998

And provide him with the follow information:

Your full Name...
Your Address:................
Home/Cell Phone:...................
Preferred Payment Method (Check or ATM):................

The dispatch officer will provide you with instructions on how you are to make payment of the $73.95 only for the shipping of your ATM card or Cashiers Check.

This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to the instructions above for more information contact the dispatch officer.

Remember that you are not paying any fees extra no matter what. Once again note that the actual FedEx Retail Price: $96.99 Your Price (Because of our contract signed): $73.95 ($23.04 Savings!).

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Jerry Lisbon
Cc: Senate-President
Cc: All Foreign Payment Offices Alert.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 31, 2008 at 08:10 »

That is awesome.  What are you going to spend it on?

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 31, 2008 at 08:23 »

Wow, at first I thought this might be one of those scams, but when Dennix Lewilton got to the part about a $23 savings, I thought, Wow, this isn't so fishy after all.

Congrats, aj!  Checks for $37 to every MGS poster!!!

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 31, 2008 at 08:27 »

MGS Summer Fest, on AJ.

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Have a cup o' joe.

« Reply #4 on: Dec 31, 2008 at 08:28 »

I'm just happy they're stopping all those gosh darned imposters!

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