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« Reply #10 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 06:50 »

My father-in-law bought my wife a sham wow for Christmas
I heard that if you used plastic wrap to clean up a spill, it would be more effective than the Sham-Wow, is that true?
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 06:55 »

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I heard that if you used plastic wrap to clean up a spill, it would be more effective than the Sham-Wow, is that true?

BV made the Sham-Wow into cycling shorts. Ass sweat simply disappears!
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 07:58 »

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I heard that if you used plastic wrap to clean up a spill, it would be more effective than the Sham-Wow, is that true?

BV made the Sham-Wow into cycling shorts. Ass sweat simply disappears!

Now we are getting somewhere.  Fortunately, the Sham-Wows are quite large and I have a few safety pins for some finaggling.

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 08:01 »

My father-in-law bought my wife a sham wow for Christmas
I heard that if you used plastic wrap to clean up a spill, it would be more effective than the Sham-Wow, is that true?

We haven't really used them yet for anything notable.  Mrs. BV cut one in half and leaves it on the kitchen counter as an additional dish drainer.  Vin, just cause you want to know, tonight I'm going to empty a 2 liter bottle of soda on the carpet and suck it all up simply by laying a sham wow on the carpet and pounding it with my fist.  You'll see!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 08:13 »

... I'm going to empty a 2 liter bottle of soda on the carpet and suck it all up simply by laying a sham wow on the carpet and pounding it with my fist.  You'll see!!!!!

The Sham Wow! Workout  burns 1125 calories*


*1120 calories are burned by not consuming the soda
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 08:16 »

Next up is using the Sham Wow to get rid of that unsightly snow in the front yard.  Talk about some calorie burn
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 08:22 »

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Vin, just cause you want to know, tonight I'm going to empty a 2 liter bottle of soda on the carpet and suck it all up simply by laying a sham wow on the carpet and pounding it with my fist.

So you're planning to pound some wet rug tonight.

Don't forget to stretch.
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 08:24 »

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Vin, just cause you want to know, tonight I'm going to empty a 2 liter bottle of soda on the carpet and suck it all up simply by laying a sham wow on the carpet and pounding it with my fist.

So you're planning to pound some wet rug tonight.

Don't forget to stretch.

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« Reply #18 on: Jan 07, 2009 at 14:18 »

Laugh all you want, but don't forget there are posters here with no arms or legs who can't enjoy the Snuggie.  Also he nearly lost half his head weight when someone accidentally put him on a shamwow instead of his pillow.

Seriously though, how lame is it that abc has Billy Mays on the sideline?  I mean, christ, I was using Billy Mays as a log-in on the old espn boards.  Hell,  I even had a log-in name of BillyJayMaysHayes.  Speaking of unpopular Steelers coordinators.
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