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« on: Jan 05, 2009 at 09:13 »
The AP source article
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 05, 2009 at 14:00 »
Oh...I thought these were new pics from Otis.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 05, 2009 at 14:06 »
Quote from: Preacherman0 on Jan 05, 2009 at 14:00
Oh...I thought these were new pics from Otis.


I wanna see that certificate.

Is this one of those things where you pay $37, and BAM!  You're a "certified" preacher from the Church of Rastafari Spiritual Safaris, Inc.?  Also certifies you in pest control, water dowsing, and spelunking?

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 05, 2009 at 15:11 »
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Jan 05, 2009 at 14:06
Quote from: Preacherman0 on Jan 05, 2009 at 14:00
Oh...I thought these were new pics from Otis.


I wanna see that certificate.

Is this one of those things where you pay $37, and BAM!  You're a "certified" preacher from the Church of Rastafari Spiritual Safaris, Inc.?  Also certifies you in pest control, water dowsing, and spelunking?

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Quit preventing a challenge to preacherman's crudmunchals.  Don't misunderestimate the preacherman.  He's proud of the achievements he has achieved. 
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 05, 2009 at 15:33 »
Quote from: jonzr on Jan 05, 2009 at 15:11
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Jan 05, 2009 at 14:06
Quote from: Preacherman0 on Jan 05, 2009 at 14:00
Oh...I thought these were new pics from Otis.


I wanna see that certificate.

Is this one of those things where you pay $37, and BAM!  You're a "certified" preacher from the Church of Rastafari Spiritual Safaris, Inc.?  Also certifies you in pest control, water dowsing, and spelunking?

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Quit preventing a challenge to preacherman's crudmunchals.  Don't misunderestimate the preacherman.  He's proud of the achievements he has achieved. 


I'm proud of the achievements that I've achieved, as well as others that I have not.  I meant no respect whatsoever to the Preacherman's unaccomplishments, and I know he's accomplished many things that I have not, as well as he has not.  I think that he and I stand united in the many great accomplishments we have not achieved because without the accomplishments of others which allow our own great accomplishments not to exist, we would never not do anything at all.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 05, 2009 at 16:11 »

http://www.ordain.org/
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 05, 2009 at 16:32 »
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Wow, only $58 and you get a laminated card and can legally perform all Christian ceremonies.  Plus, you can choose your own title!  I'm thinking "Prophet" sounds pretty good.
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 06, 2009 at 06:47 »
$58???  Man, their prices are going through the roof!!!   Grin  Interestingly enough, however, it's not THAT much harder to get ordained in a Baptist church.  And it may not even cost you $58.

I actually have the real deal from Pittsburgh Theological Seminary.  And I have the alumni donation letters to prove it!
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 08, 2009 at 09:26 »
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Wow, only $58 and you get a laminated card and can legally perform all Christian ceremonies.  Plus, you can choose your own title!  I'm thinking "Prophet" sounds pretty good.




Prophet?  Eff that.  I'd go with "Second Coming" for my title. 
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 08, 2009 at 09:37 »
My card would say:

Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization

Born Right the First Time.
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