For those of you who missed it, here's the recap:
*EXPLOSION* MISTER PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!! *EXPLOSION* NOOOOOOOO!!!! *EXPLOSION* THEY ARE TRYING TO FRAME ME!!!!! *EXPLOSION*
"You're gonna tell me everything you know about the plot..."
"I am not telling you anything!"
"Jack, you can't do that! We have procedures we have to follow!"
"There's not enough time to play by the rules! Now start talking..."
[*Crack... splat... drip... "Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"...BAFF*]
"All right, all right... the bomb is in the briefcase the president is carrying... and there are only 6 minutes left..."
"Oh my God, Jack, we have to contact the president!"
"There isn't time for that... I need to shoot someone... NOW!"
"What the FUCK
, Jack... Why did you shoot me instead of Ibrahim?!?"
"Because I know you're working for the other side... How else could they have gotten that information?"
"Ummm... Maybe Ibrahim got it off the dead guy?!?"
"Oh... oh yeah... Got a point there. Sorry."
"Don't mention it."
[*Tick... TICK... Tick... TICK*]
[Cut to split screen of Jack looking very serious, and the president carrying a briefcase. Screen divides again, with new bottom half image of terrorists putting bombs in baby bottles. Jack pic changes over to secret service agent watching president get on Air Force One. President pic switches to closeup of face. Cut to commercial for Viagra.]