"C-string" thong??

[aj_law]

Here's a layup for all'a ya...



Why bother?  Commando a better option?

For some reason this tune jumped into my head the minute I saw this:

"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinketty sound?  A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it's Slinky."  It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy.  It's Slinkky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy!  It's fun for a girl and a boy!

Edit:  I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.

[aj_law]

[dare2beme]

I was expecting to see aj's avatar sporting the new attire...

Either way, avatar+posting=slam dunk.

[otismalibu]

I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.

Penso's girls need the 3 o'clock version.

[pensodyssey]

I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.

Penso's girls need the 3 o'clock version.

I would never, ever let my girl wear one of those.  Looks like some kind of locking device.

[otismalibu]

I would never, ever let my girl wear one of those.

C'mon...she could wear it sideways on her melon. A Dirty Sanchez that's really not that dirty.

Think above the box.

[dare2beme]

Think above the box.

 

[jonzr]

Does that come with no-slip butt plug attachement?  It's for those who don't want their C String accidentally sliding down.  Installs in seconds!

[dare2beme]

Does that come with no-slip butt plug attachement?  It's for those who don't want their C String accidentally sliding down.  Installs in seconds!

Complete with vibration controls on the front.

Let the market saturate with the current version, then we can market our improved version: the VVVVV-string

[dare2beme]

You were right about the need to keep it in place, Jonzr.  Here's a hilarious video on the subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO-yW_Wt-Ps