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aj_law
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"C-string" thong??
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Jan 12, 2009 at 14:05 »
Here's a layup for all'a ya...
Why bother? Commando a better option?
For some reason this tune jumped into my head the minute I saw this:
"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinketty sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it's Slinky." It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinkky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy! It's fun for a girl and a boy!
Edit: I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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Re: "C-string" thong??
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Jan 12, 2009 at 14:18 »
I was expecting to see aj's avatar sporting the new attire...
Either way, avatar+posting=slam dunk.
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I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.
Penso's girls need the 3 o'clock version.
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Quote from: otismalibu on Jan 12, 2009 at 14:21
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I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.
Penso's girls need the 3 o'clock version.
I would never, ever let my girl wear one of those. Looks like some kind of locking device.
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I would never, ever let my girl wear one of those.
C'mon...she could wear it sideways on her melon. A Dirty Sanchez that's really not that dirty.
Think above the box.
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Quote from: otismalibu on Jan 12, 2009 at 14:34
Think above the box.
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Have a cup o' joe.
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Does that come with no-slip butt plug attachement? It's for those who don't want their C String accidentally sliding down. Installs in seconds!
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Quote from: jonzr on Jan 12, 2009 at 15:11
Does that come with no-slip butt plug attachement? It's for those who don't want their C String accidentally sliding down. Installs in seconds!
Complete with vibration controls on the front.
Let the market saturate with the current version, then we can market our improved version: the VVVVV-string
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You were right about the need to keep it in place, Jonzr. Here's a hilarious video on the subject:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO-yW_Wt-Ps
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