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« on: Jan 12, 2009 at 14:05 »

Here's a layup for all'a ya...



Why bother?  Commando a better option?

For some reason this tune jumped into my head the minute I saw this:

"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinketty sound?  A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it's Slinky."  It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy.  It's Slinkky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy!  It's fun for a girl and a boy!

Edit:  I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 14:18 »

I was expecting to see aj's avatar sporting the new attire...

Either way, avatar+posting=slam dunk.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 14:21 »

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I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.

Penso's girls need the 3 o'clock version.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 14:32 »

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I'm sure Penso will be a huge fan.

Penso's girls need the 3 o'clock version.

I would never, ever let my girl wear one of those.  Looks like some kind of locking device.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 14:34 »

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I would never, ever let my girl wear one of those.

C'mon...she could wear it sideways on her melon. A Dirty Sanchez that's really not that dirty.

Think above the box.
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 14:38 »

Think above the box.

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 15:11 »

Does that come with no-slip butt plug attachement?  It's for those who don't want their C String accidentally sliding down.  Installs in seconds!

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« Reply #8 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 15:17 »

Does that come with no-slip butt plug attachement?  It's for those who don't want their C String accidentally sliding down.  Installs in seconds!
Complete with vibration controls on the front.

Let the market saturate with the current version, then we can market our improved version: the VVVVV-string
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 12, 2009 at 15:44 »

You were right about the need to keep it in place, Jonzr.  Here's a hilarious video on the subject:

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