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« on: Jan 15, 2009 at 15:18 » |
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 15, 2009 at 16:23 » |
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Wow....wife takes that flight about every 5 weeks. J&J corporate is in NJ. Thats scary.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 15, 2009 at 17:26 » |
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Wow....wife takes that flight about every 5 weeks. J&J corporate is in NJ. Thats scary.
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Is the Grim Reaper after the Brinker's?
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 16, 2009 at 11:22 » |
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Slideshow here.Fucking amazing, man. Reading some of the stories of those onboard gives me chills. Somebody, somewhere was watching out for these people. Think it might be a good time for "Sully" to sitdown with his superior and reassess that year end evaluation he had. Mad props to him.
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 16, 2009 at 11:38 » |
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Amazing, and truly heroic. This is a good reminder that there ARE more important things than what happens Sun. night. It won't make me any less fanatical, but still, it adds perspective to the mix.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 16, 2009 at 11:44 » |
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Not one casualty either. Amazing job by the pilot.
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 16, 2009 at 13:38 » |
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Its absolutely incredible that everyone survived. That pilot is a hero in every sense of the word. Give him a mad bonus and a nice vacation.
As a frequent flier who flies into LGA a bunch, I know exactly that runway and take off route. Scary. Must have been coming down like a rock to not nave been able to make it to Newark.
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 18, 2009 at 10:09 » |
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« Last Edit: Jan 18, 2009 at 10:11 by aj_law »
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 01:00 » |
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We can either thank isostatic equilibrium for the passengers not drowning or Ted Striker for bringing the plane down safely.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 13:08 » |
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We can either thank isostatic equilibrium for the passengers not drowning or Ted Striker for bringing the plane down safely. "I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue". |
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"It's a big game because it's the next game." - Mike Tomlin
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 13:30 » |
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"Concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 14:53 » |
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Over Macho Grande? I'm afraid I'll never be over Macho Grande.
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A shabby Charlie Brown.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 15:40 » |
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Did I leave the iron on?
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 15:44 » |
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I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterodactyl...
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A shabby Charlie Brown.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 15:49 » |
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-Our only hope is to build him up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
-Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
-No, never.
-Shit. It's a God damn waste of time. There is no way he can land this plane.
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"The duty of the comedian is to find out where the line is drawn, and cross it deliberately."-George Carlin
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 16:02 » |
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That is some funny stuff.
Barbara Billingsly speaking jive, at the time, was just satanistically hilarious.
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 16:27 » |
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Nice thread...ah...er...hi jack.
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 20, 2009 at 23:39 » |
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No one talks about this one, but it's one of the funniest lines IMO.
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"The duty of the comedian is to find out where the line is drawn, and cross it deliberately."-George Carlin
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 21, 2009 at 08:10 » |
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My dad says you are pretty good, but you just don't hussle, except when it's the playoffs.
I've been hearing that crap since I was at UCLA. You tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court night after night.
Kareem had a few more lines in that exchange, but that's all that I can recall.
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 21, 2009 at 11:00 » |
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Have any of you guys ever seen a grown man naked?
Jive lessons start at 5pm, after burger slacky.
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 21, 2009 at 12:51 » |
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