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« on: Jan 19, 2009 at 00:06 »

Anybody know the going rate for organ donation? More directly does anyone know if its possible to list some spare-part semi-vital organ(s) on ebay or Stubhub type sites? Entrails-4-sale.org?? I would very much like to go to Super Bowl Forty-Three but I'm broke as a joke.  How long can I keep drinking before the sale? Don't make me go to yahoo! answers with this information.

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« Reply #1 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 00:33 »

I'm no doctor, but I would assume your liver is a lock to get $37. You can sell your blood a couple times in the next two weeks as well.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 07:54 »

I actually listed my wisdom teeth on eBay once. No body parts allowed.

Your best bet would be finding an image of the Virgin Mary on some sort of truck stop snack.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 08:28 »

I actually listed my wisdom teeth on eBay once. No body parts allowed.

Your best bet would be finding an image of the Virgin Mary on some sort of truck stop snack.

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« Reply #4 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 09:05 »

Advertise on Craig's List for tickets for sale, and have someone wire money to you for them.  Then, once you get the money, just deposit it in the bank and don't send them tickets, because you don't have any! 

That seems to work pretty well............fucki ng Craig's List.....
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 12:13 »

I would very much like to go to Super Bowl Forty-Three but I'm broke as a joke.... Don't make me go to yahoo! answers with this information.

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« Reply #6 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 13:19 »

I would very much like to go to Super Bowl Forty-Three but I'm broke as a joke.... Don't make me go to yahoo! answers with this information.

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 19, 2009 at 13:21 »

I would very much like to go to Super Bowl Forty-Three but I'm broke as a joke.... Don't make me go to yahoo! answers with this information.

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two words: Sperm Bank!   jerk

Unlike Plax or Beardy, rumor has it Joce shoots blanks.

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