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Author Topic: Phil Simms is a Douche  (Read 983 times)
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« on: Jan 28, 2009 at 13:57 »

He is on Mad Dog Radio (XM 144) talking shit. Saying the playoffs are great, but the best teams didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Singing the praises of Tennessee and the Gints. Tennessee was head and shoulders above the rest of the AFC ditto that in the NFC for the Gints. Tennessee would have been a nightmare matchup for the Steelers he said. Tennessee would run all over the Steelers, Steelers couldn't get a pass rush, Tennessee's front four would get pressure on Ben without blitzing. Good Grief! All that from a basically meaningless game in week 16. Fuck him.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:01 »

It's so odd, because Simms seems such an astute and objective play-by-play guy. 
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:04 »

It's so odd, because Simms seems such an astute and objective play-by-play guy. 


And completely neutral as well.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:14 »

Give the guy a break.  You'd be a little irrational if you found out your "son" really wanted to be a girl, too.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:15 »

Surprised he didn't also say how much better the Ravens D was than the Steelers this year.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:18 »

Give the guy a break.  You'd be a little irrational if you found out your "son" really wanted to be a girl, too.

He shore duz has a purty mouth hole.
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:19 »

Using that logic, I can only assume that he also thinks that the best team didn't win it last year either when his Giants upset the New England Worldly Wonders.

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:21 »

He's right, and furthermore, the Giants should give the Bills the 1990 Lombardi because, let's face it, they were the better team that year.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:24 »

Surprised he didn't also say how much better the Ravens D was than the Steelers this year.



He did say how the Steelers couldn't do ANYTHING against that Ravens D. World class douchery. Incidently, he also said that he would have had a great game against the Bills in 1990. They played the type of defense he would be able to easily pick apart. Though, in fairness, he did say Hoss did things against San Fran that he would not have been able to do.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:27 »

Phil Simms's lexicon = douchonary.
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