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« on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:03 »
Was on with one of the morning drive crews here in NY.

Nothing out of the ordinary.  The usual pained, canned responses that a player recites to himself in front of his bathroom mirror. 

"If Hines can't play, I'll be ready to go because that's what he have to do, be ready to go.  I expect Hines to be ready to go because he's a competitor and he's been doin' it for 10 years, so I expect him to go.  But, if he can't go, I'll be ready to go."

*sigh*

When questioned about his injury on that dropped pass, he shockingly responded that the "ground was hard, man!" or something to that effect.

*eye roll*
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:08 »
I wonder if he sits there in the dark, whispering, "Limas Sweed, Super Bowl MVP." Kinda like "Wiley Coyote, Super Genius."
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:09 »
Quote from: aj_law on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:03
When questioned about his injury on that dropped pass, he shockingly responded that the "ground was hard, man!" or something to that effect.

*eye roll*

Were you expecting him to say he hurt his mangina?
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:09 »
Quote from: aj_law on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:03
Was on with one of the morning drive crews here in NY.

Nothing out of the ordinary.  The usual pained, canned responses that a player recites to himself in front of his bathroom mirror. 

"If Hines can't play, I'll be ready to go because that's what he have to do, be ready to go.  I expect Hines to be ready to go because he's a competitor and he's been doin' it for 10 years, so I expect him to go.  But, if he can't go, I'll be ready to go."

*sigh*

When questioned about his injury on that dropped pass, he shockingly responded that the "ground was hard, man!" or something to that effect.

*eye roll*

He is pretty young, so I don't expect him to be "well spoken".
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:10 »
Quote from: Steelerdipwad on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:08
I wonder if he sits there in the dark, whispering, "Limas Sweed, Super Bowl MVP." Kinda like "Wiley Coyote, Super Genius."


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« Reply #5 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:16 »
Quote from: Steelerdipwad on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:08
I wonder if he sits there in the dark, whispering, "Limas Sweed, Super Bowl MVP." Kinda like "Wiley Coyote, Super Genius."

He really needs some of that ACME brand stick-em.
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:22 »
I'm telling you guys, he's getting close...


Sweed + redemption + XLIII = TD!



Third quarter, bomb from Ben, breaks this game wide open a la FWP's run in XL.

BAM!
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:24 »
Quote from: vinman3 on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:09
Were you expecting him to say he hurt his mangina?

I was just expecting a better excuse, at least.  It's not like he didn't see that question coming.

"I dove and rolled up/landed on my wrist.  It went numb for a bit.  Couldn't feel my fingers.  Thought it might've been broken."

Saying the ground was hard was basically an admission that he was fakin' it.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 14:27 »
Quote from: aj_law on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:24

Saying the ground was hard was basically an admission that he was fakin' it.

In other words, he was admitting he hurt his mangina.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 16:05 »
Quote from: Merman1983 on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:16
He really needs some of that ACME brand stick-em.

Not if he does any high-fivin' afterward...

I'm gonna buck the trend here and suggest that MAYBE he really did knock the wind out of him when he landed...perhaps the ball got wedged between his gut and the ground and he fell on it.

Oh, wait...the ball...nevermind...
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 16:09 »
Quote from: dare2beme on Jan 28, 2009 at 16:05
Quote from: Merman1983 on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:16
He really needs some of that ACME brand stick-em.

Not if he does any high-fivin' afterward...

I'm gonna buck the trend here and suggest that MAYBE he really did knock the wind out of him when he landed...perhaps the ball got wedged between his gut and the ground and he fell on it.

Oh, wait...the ball...nevermind...

Or, he may be unusually endowed, and may have rammed his cup where it hurts....I mean, he DID land flat on his pelvis.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 28, 2009 at 16:58 »
Quote from: aj_law on Jan 28, 2009 at 14:03
Was on with one of the morning drive crews here in NY.

Nothing out of the ordinary.  The usual pained, canned responses that a player recites to himself in front of his bathroom mirror. 

"If Hines can't play, I'll be ready to go because that's what he have to do, be ready to go.  I expect Hines to be ready to go because he's a competitor and he's been doin' it for 10 years, so I expect him to go.  But, if he can't go, I'll be ready to go."

*sigh*

*eye roll*

So, will he be, like, ready to go?
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