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[Steelerdipwad]

He really needs some of that ACME brand stick-em.

Not if he does any high-fivin' afterward...

I'm gonna buck the trend here and suggest that MAYBE he really did knock the wind out of him when he landed...perhaps the ball got wedged between his gut and the ground and he fell on it.

Oh, wait...the ball...nevermind...

Or, he may be unusually endowed, and may have rammed his cup where it hurts....I mean, he DID land flat on his pelvis.

[SCacalaki]

Was on with one of the morning drive crews here in NY.

Nothing out of the ordinary.  The usual pained, canned responses that a player recites to himself in front of his bathroom mirror. 

"If Hines can't play, I'll be ready to go because that's what he have to do, be ready to go.  I expect Hines to be ready to go because he's a competitor and he's been doin' it for 10 years, so I expect him to go.  But, if he can't go, I'll be ready to go."

*sigh*

*eye roll*

So, will he be, like, ready to go?