You want Drafts....

[Brinker]

http://walterfootball.com/draftdata.php

if you have some time to kill.

Brinker

[Finnegans Wake]

I've checked out that site before, and that is the motherlode of draft links.  But I'm moving away from the more is better mode, and toward the better is all mode.  In other words, who cares if 100 mock sites agree but aren't giving any particularly worthwhile insight?  The whole draft business is so herd mentality slash incestuous.  One site has some speedy corner zipping up the board, next thing they all do.  But is the corner really worth a damn?  And so on.

[jonzr]

The whole draft business is so herd mentality slash incestuous.  One site has some speedy corner zipping up the board, next thing they all do.  But is the corner really worth a damn?  And so on.

Mel Kiper says that all of Mel Kiper's picks are thoroughly researched and insightful.  Just ask Mel Kiper.

[Finnegans Wake]

Mel Kiper, Jr.<

[Finnegans Wake]

Hilariously enough, Dickipedia has entries for Plaxico Burress, the 2006 Cincinnati Bengals, and...

Tom Brady

Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden boy, and a dick...

His team is the New England Patriots, whose fanbase is made up almost entirely of the type of dick who wears fleece vests, listens to Dave Matthews, and pisses on parked cars outside Fenway Park....

Young Brady grew up on the mean streets of San Mateo, California, a town noted for its well-above-average median household income, and also as the birthplace of Neal Schon, lead guitarist from Journey...

On February 3, 2008, Tom Brady brought his team, with their perfect 18-0 record, to the Super bowl where he promptly choked and was beaten by a banged-up team of young players led by a guy who is not even the best quarterback in his immediate family.

[jonzr]

That entry on Kiper is awesome, not that Beardy's was bad.

OK, I'm extremely jealous to have not thought of dickipedia.  Pure genius. 

[msdmnr2002]

That is awesome.  Kiper may be the best in history at becoming famous purely by self-promotion.  Huge celebrity with zero talent.

Regis Philbin is a close second, but he isn't as much of a self promoter.

[Preacherman0]

Regis Philbin is a close second, but he isn't as much of a self promoter.

At least Regis doesn't necessarily pretend to be an "expert" in anything.

Seriously, the guy who created this thing is seriously on to something.  And writes some pretty good satire to boot.

[aj_law]

Seriously, the guy who created this thing is seriously on to something.  And writes some pretty good satire to boot.

RE:  Michael Vick



Good stuff.

[Finnegans Wake]

The Scott Weiland page is fucking hilarious.