No, wait, you're one o' them newfangled type preachers, don't mind sippin wine spritzers and lettin' liberals on the property without a-shootin' 'em...
Kentucky Bourbon ain't no spritzer!
I try to keep the politics out of the pulpit as much as possible. But honestly, if I hear one more thing about "That communist n****r up thar spendin' our hard-earned money," I'm goin' off on someone's ignorant a$$.
Oh, I'm sure many would be mortified at this idea to legalize hemp, but the head pastor and I both agreed (not publicly) that it was not a bad idea.