You can't have any worse luck than I had with the glow in the dark reversible Steelers pimp jacket...which eventually sold on eBay.
How much did Finny end up paying for that?
$565. Man, it was worth it. I flash that shit out the back door, groundhogs go flyin' like the seen Jesus with lasers and shit, great rodential chattering and scurryin' under the chain link. I walk down the street, with my large hat, my walking stick in hand, I got bitches signin' up and shit for they don't care what. I ain't even gotta beat 'em with the heavy ring, I got the jacket now. Rican upstarts wanna 'croach on Papa's turf, they see that jacket, they scurry like rats. Like groundhogs under the chain link. My minions carry the head on the pillow, through the center of town, the Pope of Anywhich Village. Nuthin' matter, since I got my reversible. Bulletproof. Karmaproof. You can't fuckin' fuck with me fuck-proof. Had some poor shit empty a clip in my direction wearing the Otis Reversible, shit bouncing off me like grasshoppers off a corrugated metal shack, he stand there blinkin' before my boys cap and drag him to a swamp.
It's just another day. I'd say I was bored, but it would bore me to say so.