Just wondering what you think about Cutler

[jonzr]

Are you demanding a trade?

My agent says there are a number of other boards showing an interest.

I can assure you that Mr. otismalibu is our franchise fake jersey maker, hardwood floorer and unwatchable porn link poster.

Uh, hold on, I gotta take this call...

Hello?  ESPN Patriots board?

Careful with the negotiations, we'll need more than a Bellychump apologist and two trolls with an insufferable sense of entitlement.

[Finnegans Wake]

EXTREME RAVENS SITE DENIES MALIBU-FOR-COMEDIAN TRADE
Posted by Mike Florio on March 17, 2009, 9:07 p.m.

A spokesperson for ExtremeRavens.com has vehemently denied persistent rumors that MaximumGrilledSteeler s.com poster Otis Malibu is the target of a trade involving longtime Ravens poster ESPN Comedian.  Comedian was reported to have quipped, "Well, I like the Ravens and all, but they promised me $37 and a case of home-brewed cider..."  The unnamed spokesperson rebutted that by saying: "We have no interest in Malibu.  None.  He uses Hines Ward for his avatar, so that's one strike.  We're also familiar with his body of work at MGS, and frankly we feel he'd be a message board cancer." 

Malibu could not be reached for a comment, as he was busy preparing Natasha Richardson death pool jokes by reading through his voluminous Terry Schiavo archives, but his manager, Leighclay, said that her client would be meeting with board administrators soon.  "Let's just say that if I have to show some boobs to make this deal happen, boobs will be shown."

This is the point in the Florio article where you get some feeble attempt at humor in strikethrough typeset tired of reading the rumormonger's attempts to make himself seem more important or insightful than he actually is.

[vinman3]

EXTREME RAVENS SITE DENIES MALIBU-FOR-COMEDIAN TRADE
Posted by Mike Florio on March 17, 2009, 9:07 p.m.

A spokesperson for ExtremeRavens.com has vehemently denied persistent rumors that MaximumGrilledSteeler s.com poster Otis Malibu is the target of a trade involving longtime Ravens poster ESPN Comedian.  Comedian was reported to have quipped, "Well, I like the Ravens and all, but they promised me $37 and a case of home-brewed cider..."  The unnamed spokesperson rebutted that by saying: "We have no interest in Malibu.  None.  He uses Hines Ward for his avatar, so that's one strike.  We're also familiar with his body of work at MGS, and frankly we feel he'd be a message board cancer." 

Malibu could not be reached for a comment, as he was busy preparing Natasha Richardson death pool jokes by reading through his voluminous Terry Schiavo archives, but his manager, Leighclay, said that her client would be meeting with board administrators soon.  "Let's just say that if I have to show some boobs to make this deal happen, boobs will be shown."

This is the point in the Florio article where you get some feeble attempt at humor in strikethrough typeset tired of reading the rumormonger's attempts to make himself seem more important or insightful than he actually is.

[otismalibu]

I can assure you that Mr. otismalibu is our franchise fake jersey maker, hardwood floorer and unwatchable porn link poster.

Never! I occasionally customize authentic jerseys.

Ever since I typed "Looks like the work of Ray Lewis" after the Nick Berg video was posted (we're going back a few years now), I don't think I've got many supporters from the old Ravens board.

 

[pensodyssey]

Never! I occasionally customize authentic jerseys.

This is the kind of he said, he said scenario I had hoped to avoid. 

[LambertsFrontTeeth]

Malibu could not be reached for a comment, as he was busy preparing Natasha Richardson death pool jokes by reading through his voluminous Terry Schiavo archives.

Good shit, man. Good shit.  :lol:

[Finnegans Wake]

Hurry, Otis, hurry!  There are reports she's off life support and brain dead!

At this point, doctors are ready to pronounce her only "slightly" smarter than George W. Bush!

[otismalibu]

I'm trying to stay a little more current with my tasteless offerings.

I heard that a number of German families have recently contacted Nadya Suleman. Win/win.

[otismalibu]

Malibu could not be reached for a comment, as he was busy preparing Natasha Richardson death pool jokes

Finstradamus!

[steelerfaninCO]

Well, most of the people here ( Colorado) think its Cutler's "fault". The guy ain't done jack shit, except cry about maybe being traded. Personally I love it, because I obviously don't give a shit about the Broncos, but I'm sick of the lead local news story being about this whiny little prick.

What seems to have happened, is that other teams approached Den about Cutler. The new HC said he would only be interested in Cassel if Jay goes. He was not actively seeking to trade Cutler, but listened to some offers, and would only take Cassel in exchange. Hence the 3 team deals they entertained. Pissy boy wet his panties when he heard he could have been traded AFTER the Broncos rejected the offers, and of course Matty went to KC. Now, the trouble escalated when HC and QB got together, and HC wouldn't promise QB that he was untradable, but that he was wanted in Denver. Literally 24 hours after that meeting, Cutler's house, and his parents house, went up for sale.

WTF has this idiot ever done to be able to go Peyton on the HC? All people can say is that he has a great arm. Jeff George had a great arm too. He is not a proven winner, and the only thing proven about him is his immaturity.

I can tell you that people here are sick of Cutler's bitchyness, and feel like if he wants to leave then let him go.

Interestingly, Cutler keeps talking about how he met with Bowlen after Shanarat got canned, and that Pat promised Cutler the offense would be unchanged. Then McDaniels comes in, 86's the OC and most of the staff. This is one of Jay's main sticking points on how he feels betrayed. Bowlen claims he never met with Cutler, and never told him those things. Wonder who's right.