I tried to get her to shoot the video with Guinness, but she insisted on using Toby.
That decision caused me to lose quite a bit of respect for her.
I call bullshit on this one. Everyone knows Guinness is gay.
Apparently you're not familiar with Otis's directorial work.
"Here, put on this dog costume... you'll be getting serious acting offers in no time. This is how they all started -- Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet--"
"Who are they?"
"Oh, uh, I mean Lindsay Lohan... Beyonce... umm... Lindsay Lohan..."
"Lindsay Lohan started acting wearing a doggie outfit?"
"She sure did. Paris Hilton, too!"
"Wow, I never knew that..."
"You wouldn't. That's a trade secret. Now... let me just spritz you with this special perfume..."
"It smells like dog balls!"
"No, no, this is... wait, how would you... oh well, maybe you were just the right girl for this part. OK, now we'll be bringing in your costar Guinness. He's a famous Irish actor, cousin of Colin Farrell, but he's a bit hairy and self-conscious about his height, so ix-nay on the ight-hay. Now, can you see anything out of that costume?"
"No, I can't see a thing."
"Great. I mean, that's a shame. But this is where your acting skills will really come in. And... ACTION!"
