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Author Topic: ShamWow hawker beats hooker  (Read 449 times)
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« on: Mar 27, 2009 at 21:26 »

Vince Shlomi said "Why don't jablowme" to a hooker in Miami, and after the hooker reportedly bit his tongue, and wouldn't release it, the pitchman removed his headset and beat the shit out the girl. He then ran, bleeding, to the hotel lobby. No word on whether a ShamWow was used to clean up the mess. Result, felony battery charges for Vince.

Intial reports of the Snuggie woman on the couch who can't talk on the phone with a blanket having been arrested for being a "party mom" are still unconfirmed.
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 27, 2009 at 23:38 »

On the same night that Billy Mays is on Leno.

The perfect alibi.

A shabby Charlie Brown.
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Have a cup o' joe.

« Reply #2 on: Mar 28, 2009 at 00:08 »

Sounds like he slap-chopped hell outta dat beyotch!

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