Have some damned respect for deckhand Jeff Twaddle. Deckhand Jeff Twaddle has a family; deckhand Jeff Twaddle has people who love and care about him; deckhand Jeff Twaddle could eat bait fish and make children laugh. Deckhand Jeff Twaddle was just that kind of guy, always wanting to make people smile.
Really, the more you say deckhand Jeff Twaddle the funnier it gets.
I gotta use that name again.