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« on: Mar 31, 2009 at 22:44 »

DEM BONECOWS ARE EDEOTZ TO TRADES HEM!!!11 GIVE THEM BEAN ROUTHMOREHOTDOGGER STRATE UP RU KIDDING ME YEAH BEAN HAS BEEN TWO PLAYOUTS AND HAS WUN A GAM OR FORE OR MO BUT CUTLER IS THEE MANE!!!111  HE DARFTED SAME AS BEAN AND HE AINT NO GAME MANAGER NO SIRREE!!!11  HE HAS AN ARM BETTER THAN JOAN ELWAY JUST AXE HIM HE TELL U SO!!111  2 QWOTE THE GRATE SHAN SALESBURIED ABOUT JEFF GORGE "HEE CAN SLING IT!!''' SAME FORE COOTER  BRING HIM TO THE BURGH AND MAYBE WE FINALLY WIN ONE FOR THE THUMB OH YEAH!!11

COME ON CHEEP AZZ ROONEZ MAKE THE DEEL!!111
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 08:39 »

Don't like the talk of him to the Browns.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 09:13 »

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SAME FORE COOTER  BRING HIM TO THE BURGH AND MAYBE WE FINALLY WIN ONE FOR THE THUMB OH YEAH!!11

He said "Cooter!"
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 09:16 »

Don't like the talk of him to the Browns.

Let him compete with Beardy Quinnnn, after a couple of locker room slap fights Mangina's head might explode.
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 10:04 »

LISSEN IF YOU HAVE A QUATERBACK WHO HAS THE FARNCHISE ARM OF JAY SCUTLER YU TARDE FOR HIM.  I KNOW I, KNOW PLENTY OF ODIOTS HERE GONNA SAY OH "BUTT BEN RATTHLESSBERGERGER WON TWO SUPPER BLOWS ALRATTY!!! " WELL THAT IS MY POINT HE, ALREADY OVER THE HILL WHERE ASS JAY SCUTLER IS JUST COMBING INTO HIS PRIMUS.

BIG "BEN" HAS ALREADY BIN SACK WHAT ABOUT 50 TIMES THE LAST 4 SEASONINGS THAT, EQUALS WHAT, 2000 SACKS BY MY COUNTED?  HES' PRACTLY THE LIVIN DEAD LET ME ASS YOU A QUESTIN IF I TOLED YOU A CUPLA YEARS AGO IDA TRADE A GUY NAME MARTIN HARVISSON FOR SOME "UNKNOWED" NAME LARRY FISGERALD, YOU'D HALFG PISSED YORE PANTS LAGHING AT ME.  uMMM>>>>WHERE IS HARVISSON TODAY>>>wheRE IS FISGERAL???  SEE MY POINT?  SOME ONE WHOSE GRATE TODAY IS WASHUP TOMORROWWO, YOU HALF TO TIME IT RIGHT AND NOT HANG ONTO SOME GUY UNTIL HE 40 AND AINT GOT NO ARM LEFTS.

I SAY TARDE FOR SCUTLER, THROW EVERYTHIN WE GOT INTO THE DEAL, JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN BECUZ, ASS WE KNOW THERE, ARE PLENNY OF OTHER TEAM TRIYING TO LAND HIM.  BELIEF ME WHEN I SAY JAY SCUTLER IS THE NEXT TOM BEARDY ONLY GRATER.  MY PLAN, IN A NUSSHELL:

1. SEND BEN RASTHLESSBERGENER PLUS OUR FIRST ROND PICK #33 TO DENVERS FOR JAY SCUTLER PLUS THERE THRID ROUND PICK, WHICH THE LIG SSCREWED US OUTTA OUR COMP (HALLO, WE GOT IT BACK SO QUITE BITCHIN).
2. THAT WON'T BE SWEET ENOGH FOR JAME ACKDANELS, HE A GENUOUS JUST LIKE BILE BILECHEEKS AND HIS OTHER COCHES, SO WE ALSO ANTEE UP OUR 2009 FIRST ROUND DARFT PICK AND OUR 20010 FIRST ROUND DARFT PICK.
3. NOW THE SCALES HAS TIP THE OTHER WAY AND WE GIVIN TOO MUCH, SO, WE DEMANT THE BORNCOS SEND US EDIE "COROWN" ROYAL FOR HENZ WART, STRATE UP.  WE HALF JUST PULT OFF THE COO OF THE CENTRY MY FRENDS, TRADE IN TWO OVER THE HILL GUYS FOR THE BEST YOUNG PALYERS WE COULD HALF GOT.
45. THE BORNCOS WONT BE HAPPY ABOUT TRADE AWAY ALL THEERE YOUTH ON OFENSE, SO THEY WILL DEMAND WE OFFER THEM THE BEST DEEFENSE PLAYER WE HALF.  bEFORE YOU CRY WOOF, REMBER THAT JAMES "SLIVERBAKC" HARSON IS ALSO >>TADA<<< OVEER THE HILL AND HE DEMAND ALL THIS MONEY, SO WE SAY, OK, WHELL GIVE HIM TO YOU BUT WE NEED CHUMP BALLEY.  NOT ONLY DO WE AVOID HALFING TO PAY JAMS HARSON HIS BIG MONKEY CONTRACT, BUTT, WE ALSO REPLASE BRAIN MCfADENT WITH A MUCH BETTER CRONERBACK.
5. WE SEND THE BORNOCS OUR SEVNTH ROUND PICK WE GOT FOR SHAUN MAYAN.
6. WE AGREE TO SEND BACK EDIE "CROWN ROYAL" IF THE BORNCOS SEND US RAIN CLADDY.  oK, WE LOSS THE WIDE ASSEVIER AND WILL NEED TO DARFT ONE IN THE DARFT, BUT WE ALSO GET A FARHCHISE LEFT TACKLE WITCH IS MUCH HARTER TO DO.
7. BECUZ CLADDY IS WORTH MORE THAN WE GIVE UP ALREADY, WE GIVE THE BORNCOS OUR 2011 FIRST ROUND PICK AND SEND THEM HEINZ WART.  UH OH, NOW WE'RE REALLY IN TRUBLE AT WIDE ASERVERI.  WE GET BACK EDIE "CORN" ROYALE ONCE MORE, AND SEND SHAUN MAYAN TO THE BORNCOS.
8. TARDE JAKE HUTLER TO THE BORNWS FOR BEARDY QUINE AN D THERE FIRST ROUN D PICKS FOR ALL THE YEARS WE LOSSED (2009, 20001, 2011, 2120), AND ALSO SEND THEM HEINZ WART. 
10. SEND BEARDY QUINE TO DENVER FOR CHRIST SLIMS.  "STRAIGHT" UP.
11. CHRIST SLIMS BECOME OUR NEW FARNCHISE QUARTERBUCK JUST LIKE WE PLANT IT WHEN HE WAS IN THE DARFT AND THE SADDEST DAY, WE DID NOT DARFT HIM.
12. USE THE BROWNSES 2009 FIRST REOUND PICK TO DRAFFED THE BEST WIDE DECEVIER IN THE DARFT, JEREMY CRAPTREE.  BINGO! WE HALF NOW THE BEST WIDE RESSEVER AND QB IN THE GAM.  CHRIST SLIMS IS SERUSLY UNDERAPRRECIATE AND WITH SANDANTONOINO HOMES AND JERMY CRAPTREE AND LAMAS SWEET OUR OFENSE WILL BE UNSTOPAPLE.
14. USE THE 2120 FIRST ROUND DARFT PICK FROM THE BOWRNS TO GET BACK JAMES "SLIVER" BACK.  NET EFFECT?  WE HALF BACK THE BEST OUSIDE LIMEBACKER, BUT WE DINT HALF TO PAY A NEW CONTRACT FOR HIM ON ACCOUNT WE SENT THEM BORNCOS THE BORWNS DARFT PICK.
15.  HEINZA WART COMES BACK TO US IN 20010 ANYWAY, HE HATS THE BROWNS.  WIN-WINE.
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 12:18 »

15.  HEINZA WART COMES BACK TO US IN 20010 ANYWAY, HE HATS THE BROWNS.  WIN-WINE.

!!WWWOOHOOOOTTTYY@!!  WOWEE WOW!! THASSA WIN-WIN FOR SHURE!  BIG BEN OR ROTTSENBOOGAR AS I CALLS HIM IS JUST A SACK PUTPPET.  AND CHRIS SLIMS DOSNOT HAS A SPLEEN SO WE KNWO IF HE'S SACKED HARD THEN HE CANT HURT THAT BECOS ITS AIN'T THERE!! 

AND WART HA HA!  YES HE HATS THE BROWNS!  BOY HE'D BE RIGHT BACK HA HA!!!

PLUS THINK OF THE CAPS!  IT SAVES US NOW AND WHO NOWS WHAT LATER BUT NOW IS NOW AND THAT'S THE ONLY TIEM WE CAN PLAY IS FOR THE NOW AND NOT SOME FUTURE NOW BECOS THAT'S REALLY THEN AND THERE BUT NOT HERE NOW. SO I LIKE YER PLANS.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 13:14 »

Don't like the talk of him to the Browns.

Let him compete with Beardy Quinnnn, after a couple of locker room slap fights Mangina's head might explode.


From what I heard, it would be a Quinn + a pick for Cutler deal.
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 13:27 »

SO I LIKE YER PLANS.


THEIRS A GOOD TO VERY GOOD CHANSE THAT THEY WILL COME TRUE EXACTLY, AS I HAVE OUTLINEDTHEM HEAR.

I CAN"T SAY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT ASSEPT TO SAY THAT THIS IS NOT JUST IDOL MASSAGE BORED CHATTER, I AHVE CONNECSIONS THAT I AM NOT WITH LIBERTY TO DISCUSS.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 13:33 »

Don't like the talk of him to the Browns.

Let him compete with Beardy Quinnnn, after a couple of locker room slap fights Mangina's head might explode.


From what I heard, it would be a Quinn + a pick for Cutler deal.

I would thoroughly enjoy seeing Harrison, Woodley and the others turn Cutler into the next Derek Anderson.  It's the little things ...
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 13:36 »

Don't like the talk of him to the Browns.

Let him compete with Beardy Quinnnn, after a couple of locker room slap fights Mangina's head might explode.


From what I heard, it would be a Quinn + a pick for Cutler deal.

Man I hope that doesn't happen. While I don't think Cutler is elite, I'd sure as shit rather face Quinn twice a year.
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 01, 2009 at 13:51 »

" WELL THAT IS MY POINT HE, ALREADY OVER THE HILL WHERE ASS JAY SCUTLER IS JUST COMBING INTO HIS PRIMUS.

BIG "BEN" HAS ALREADY BIN SACK WHAT ABOUT 50 TIMES THE LAST 4 SEASONINGS THAT, EQUALS WHAT, 2000 SACKS BY MY COUNTED?

This post is even funnier if one imagines it read in Finny's "engrish" asian voice.

Or was it Nigerian?
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 02, 2009 at 16:55 »

Cutler goes to the NFC.

Nice.

Both sides made out, IMO.  Two #1's is a lot, but it's easy to say that when you've already got a franchise QB.
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 02, 2009 at 18:20 »

Wow, the Bears out-Snydered Snyder.

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The Chicago Bears pulled the big upset Thursday afternoon by acquiring Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler.

To acquire Cutler, the Bears had to give up quarterback Kyle Orton and first-round picks in 2009 (18th overall) and 2010, along with a third-round pick (84th overall) in 2009.

To complete the trade, the Broncos had to give back a fifth-round pick (140th overall) in 2009. That pick was acquired by the Broncos from the Seattle Seahawks in a trade for wide receiver Keary Colbert.

The Bears beat out the Redskins, Buccaneers, Lions, Titans and other teams to land the 25-year-old Pro Bowl quarterback.

OK, so using the value chart thingey that says a year later = a round later, the Bears gave up a R1, a *R2, and R3, (and Orton, what the fuck ever), got Cutler and a R5.  Seems steep, but I guess if you want to outfox the competition...  But they have to now be seen as contenders in the NFCN.  I mean, they've suffered enough with Sexy Rexy and Kyle "Orton."  Don't know how they plan on adding, say, receivers, but whatever. 

Broncos can now sign a vet (Lefty, Gaycia) and draft a later round QB like McGee.  IMO, you do that rather than drafting a guy like Stafford, if he falls, or the KSU guy Freeman.  Bolster the D and the essentials, then develop a guy you're not over-drafting (this year's QB class sucks balls).

Guess it is win-win, but the best part is the Cuntler drama is OVER.
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 02, 2009 at 18:25 »

Denver got the good end of the deal IMO.  Two firsts, a third and a serviceable QB in exchange for a franchise headache and a fifth?  Gotta love bidding wars.  Orton obviously won't be the answer, but they've got plenty of ways to find the long term solution now.

Only way that works out well for Chicago is if you think they were really one player away.  People have been crying they need a QB for years, and they do, but that was steep.

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 02, 2009 at 18:30 »

Denver got the good end of the deal IMO.  Two firsts, a third and a serviceable QB in exchange for a franchise headache and a fifth?  Gotta love bidding wars.  Orton obviously won't be the answer, but they've got plenty of ways to find the long term solution now.

Only way that works out well for Chicago is if you think they were really one player away.  People have been crying they need a QB for years, and they do, but that was steep.


I tend to agree, except that this year's QB class is dreck, so you're waiting and waiting if you're the Bears... And no QB?  No chance against the Vikes and Pack in that division. 

McDaniels has a TON of draft picks to reload, and Denver needs to reload.  Godawful D, and now some Q's on O (QB, Marshall's hip, who's the RB out of a bunch of B-types).  Suspect the Broncs slip in the short, succeed in the long.  Opposite for the Bears, who should be in it, now.  At least divisionally.
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 02, 2009 at 22:20 »

Denver wasn't gonna do this until they heard about Joe Campbell, phenom. 
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 02, 2009 at 23:07 »

Let us not forget, we play at Da Bears this year...I would love to see the Silverback knock his dick in the dirt...he is a little bitch.  Broncos got a hell of alot of picks for that headache. McDaniels looking more and more like his mentor.


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