Billy Bob Thorntool

[otismalibu]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/09/billy.bob.thornton.interview/index.html#cnnSTCVideo

[jonzr]

He's a serious, tortured arteest so it's OK to treat people like shit.  Plus, he used to fuck Angelina.  Wouldn't you be a dick, too, if you could say Brad Pitt is getting your sloppy seconds?  Please do not direspectify the arteest.  And certainly don't make eye contact.  Preferably, you'd speak only when saying, "Yes, sir!  Here's your cup of virgin tears.  Thank you, sir!"

[Big Virgil]

Where can I sign up to join that band?

[Preacherman0]

I would very much enjoy an opportunity to pop that guy in his oversized nose.

[Big Virgil]

They got booed off the stage, and have cancelled the rest of their tour with Willie.

Billy Bob tooled him self right off stage.

[PghSteel-43]

They got booed off the stage, and have cancelled the rest of their tour with Willie.

Billy Bob tooled him self right off stage.

Yeah, he went on to state that Canadian's are like "mashed potatoes without the gravy", whatever the hell that means.  I'm not exactly up on my Arkansas slang. 

[otismalibu]

Yep, said his crew had the flu and had to cancel.

Pussies.