I know this board has been slow with the current streak, but I'd rather surf HGTV's website than the ESPN's board.
Ahem. HGTV recently changed their name to OdTV.
I flipped by a backyard show on there last weekend and thought I hit Ma and Pa's show. But it was another couple with normal children.
Oh, you'll know when the Ods are on. Beautiful house, landscaping to die for: sculpted swaths of terrain, of rock and bush and tree and pond, and all around the pond are swans and geese...
...except that they aren't swans or geese after all. No, they're chickens. And the Chickenmaster strolls among them: some call him Willard, some call him Penso, some call him the Professor of Peckin'. Woe unto him who wanders onto the Od Estate uninvited.